32 Lord Of The Rings Memes To Feast Upon At Second Breakfast

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  • 01
    And for you, Frodo Baggins, LOTHLORIENCE I give you my bath water... for all your thirsty Fellowship boys
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    Yes, the Hobbits walked into Mordor, but there was nothing simple about it, so my point still stands SampleSwimming8578 OC by Zajin Certified Content SampleSwimming8576
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    DRIVE LIKE YOUR KIDS LIVE HERE
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    My microwave The center of my frozen lasagna You have no power here
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    When I wake up with a fever and blinding pain in my stomach: Dark have been my dreams of late Me: It's probably just flu Mum: It's probably just flu Google: Death is just another path, one that we all must take Mum: The fever isn't that hot The fever: Mum when we get to the emergency room: Give him some medicine boys! The medical student on duty: This is beyond my skill to heal. When they tell me they need to operate: Is there no other way!? The surgeon: Let's put a maggot hole in your belly Whe
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    When you've seen it I have seen it.
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    8 PM 8 PM One beer? Alright, one beer. 4 AM
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    9yo me I cannot fall asleep tonight you'll have to tuck me in! Mom Don't tell Dad Not a word.
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    People returning after raiding Area-51 So few of you have returned The aliens are safe. We have paid for it with many lives
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    MESSAGES Dad Why the you crying so My friends, you bow to no one 1110 loud III now TYPI
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    Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an alien the alien i freed from area 51 What about side by side with a friend? PAR Aye. I could do that. ICE Detention Facilities
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    I WILL DO IT I WILL TAKE THE GIG TO MORDOR YOU HAVE MY CHORD AND MY BOW AND MY SAX!
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    "YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT" 31 I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS PLACE
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    Area 51 a ton of us
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    afta.com LEFT EXIT 12 New movie LOTR again
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    Bethesda's age old engine ES/FO fanbase Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! No. Todd Howard
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    You call yourself a friend but where were you when my meme only got four likes? Making four accounts, bro Bro...
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    But they were all of them deceived. For they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.
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    Allison Epstein @rapscallison [Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire-what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCElved. for ANOTHAH ring was made ...
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    Very few people know this, but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for carrying a small picture of Faramir @danklotrmemes But the Big pocket in front is for Boromir one ring to ra
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    nedcoach FROM wald Unity I'm going on an adventure!
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    Before you came along, we Jedi were very well thought of. If you're referring to the incident with the younglings, I was barely involved. Whatever you did, you've been All I did was give them a little force officially labelled a disturber of the push out the window. Force.
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    Bernie Sanders @Bernie Sanders Universal health care and tuition-free college aren't radical. They already exist in other nations. Here's what's radical: In The Two Towers, Legolas rides a shield like surfboard while no-scoping orcs with his arrows.
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    LIFESTYLE French school asks parents to stop throwing children over the fence when they're late 12 Nov, 2020 09:54 AM French parents It's a long way. French children Toss me. I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me! Quick Read
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    mirkwoodest Follow May 18 The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans. "You're a Lord of the Rings extra now." "No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!" "You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now." amemait Follo
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    Jul 22 17 days ago Between the Arkenstone, the One Ring, and that cache of magic swords Bilbo uncovered during Thorin and company's confrontation with the trolls that just happened to be the former property of the High King of the Noldor, Bilbo and Gandalf's relationship is just a constant process of Bilbo showing up with some random artifact of world-changing significance and Gandalf sagely stroking his beard and making a pithy remark while internally screaming "WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THESE
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    Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it's very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it's now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo's precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ... Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people's cultu
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    HEY DOL! MERRY DOLL RING A DONG DILLO!RING A DONG! HOP ALONG! FAL LAL THE WILLOW!TOM BOM, JOLLY TOM, TOM BOMBADILLO!
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    avatarobi Follow Nov 26, 2022 When Thorin gave Bilbo the Mithril chainmail shirt, he said it was made for an Elven prince. The only Elven prince that was born in any of the 4 Elven realms since the founding of Erebor is Legolas. Frodo is wearing Legolas's baby clothes in LOTR.
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    schmergo Follow Pitch: Muppet Lord of the Rings. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Imagine her just throwing herself at a human man playing Aragorn. Imagine her defeating the Witch-King of Angmar by going "HI-YA!" and karate chopping him. bunnikkila Throwin herself at Aragorn Then Kermit arrives as Faramir and she just bodily pitches Aragorn offscreen spartanlocke Follow Aragorn is, of course, played by Viggo Mortensen reprising his role thefingerfuckingfemalefury Follow (Gollum falls into the lava of Mount
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    Make friends in your classes BC Brendan <10 peaches @mcelizabeth97 I got you can you make it full screen Message Yeah Thank you Delivered I'm QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL 00 L
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