I went to the doctor's office for a suspected garlic allergy. The nurse started asking me weird questions like, "Do your feet hurt in the mornings? Do you feel tired as if you've been running all night? Do you find unexplained blood on yourself when you wake up?" Then she said, "We'll make sure we leave the lights on for the doctor, you may be a vampire." IMMD
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