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49 Dirty-Humored Bert and Ernie Pics For Your Sunday Entertainment

If you still want more, for whatever reason, look at these Insanely Dark and Demented Sesame Street Memes. Your welcome, your childhood is gone.

Did you know? Assassins do it from behind ;) . Also, I just started taking Viagra for my sunburn. My doctor recommended it, and I have to say, it's definitely not a cure but my sheets are off my legs all night.

 I don't know about you, but after those two, I need an intervention to get through the rest of my Sunday. Look no further for a little advice for Sunday. Want to laugh even more? Check out these hilarious Sunday memes to keep yourself rolling on the floor. 

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    memes - Animated cartoon - The horns were one of the first telltale signs of Bert and Ernie's devotion to Lucifer.
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    bert and ernie - Text - 9.198 88 1002O80 0880008000 W Elmo readied his camera to take a picture of the dead body and E-Mail it to Telly
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    bert and ernie - Internet meme - Kermit, why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? I don't know, Fozzie, why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? When she reaches 69, she. gets a frog in her throat!
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    meme about making things your business with pic of Kermit holding a shooting gun
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    meme about Ernie and a horrified looking child watching a dirty video on the compuer
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - The magic Jew explains to Cookie Monster why the Holocaust is just a hoax. The magic Jew then bribes Cookie Monster to pray to Hitler with him.
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Elmo pretends like he isn't the one who took a shit on Bert's lunch.
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    bert and ernie - Animation - SESAME STREET Cookie laments upon his discovery that he would be one of this man's 72 virgins.
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - Bert wonders whether his cane is up to the task
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - NDR Bert is disturbed by the sound of Ernie humping his pillow.
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - "No I'm not mad Ernie... I just find it strange I have to buy all the groceries, yet I walk in to find you cumming into a 95 dollar fleshlight
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    bert and ernie - Facial expression - SESAME STREET Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world. If all those girls die as virgins, they should at least not be buried as such
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - After growing tired of Bert's screaming, Ernie introduces his partner to chloroform
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    bert and ernie - Organism - SESAME STREET re Kermit tries to seduce Grover with stories from his days in the klan
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    bert and ernie - Organism - Ernie realized he made a grave mistake when he agreed to fly to Nagasaki with Bert
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Bert willingly shows Ernie all the quotation marks he manually added to the book from the public library to establish the phrase: rape "victims"
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    bert and ernie - Painting - Marcus, drunk from wine, proposes an orgy on the senate floor.
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - O Grover begins to scream in rage as he describes his hatred for the black people in Africa who gave the world Ebola
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    bert and ernie - Adaptation - Cookie Monster hopes God will forgive him for his crime
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - Ernie emerges from the basement, informing Bert the child cages are secure
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - SESAME STREET As soon as Ernie laid eyes on him, the name "Bort" popped into his head, short for abortion
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    bert and ernie - Balloon - Ernie joyously counts the balloons he has compiled, each one representing one of his victims.
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Bert and Ernie dangle an envelope of money over a bridge underpass frequented by the homeless.
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    bert and ernie - Organism - Mr. Johnson recieves his wife's suicide note in the form of a singing telegram.
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    bert and ernie - Child - "And this magic mirror only reflects little faggots"
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    bert and ernie - Toy - MEW Ernie prepares to smother Bert in his sleep
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    bert and ernie - Stuffed toy - Ernie chuckles to himself as he pictures Bert drinking this thinking it's milk.
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - sprout Grover doesn't understand why the Asian isn't fixing his computer
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Bert knew only one thing. The acid had gone bad. L7
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - Bert Trains harder so that next time he can stop the girls from struggling so much.
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    bert and ernie - Text - Ernie pretends that bert is there, waiting for him on their bed, while the bag of dismembered body parts lie still warm but not angry, not shouting anymore in the bathroom's floor.
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - Oscar scolds Gordon for trying to throw his baby away into his trashcan G
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    bert and ernie - Human - MKY Bert wishes Ernie would stop trying to "Pray away the Gay" every night after they make love. 7
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - "No, Waldorf, I will not be the Parteiadler at your retired Nazi get-together this Friday."
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Ernie shows Bert his tools of trade from his previous career as a black market abortionist
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered.
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - Bert was not joking when he told Erie he was going to "literally hit him with a fucking piano if he woke him up for some menial bullshit one more time"
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    bert and ernie - Text - Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - Ernie and Bert are unpleasently surprised after learning that, in Saudi Arabia, you'll get decapitated for having gay sex in public
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - "Ernie, I have a good thing with Elmo. He doesn't come home every night with a new STD in his wang." II
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - Big Bird is appalled that the negroid has the audacity to sit in the front of the bus.
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    bert and ernie - Child - NO Ernie watches "Two Girls, One Cup" with Sofia
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    bert and ernie - Stuffed toy - After years of snorting cocaine, Bert's nose finally falls off.
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - Ernie, God of Torment, has trapped his friends in four different dimensions, dooming them to a lifetime of isolation and madness
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    bert and ernie - Photo caption - As Bert smashes his pie into Ernie's face, Ernie can't help but think about the creampie that Bert received last night
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    bert and ernie - Cartoon - Ernie has almost finished helping Bert achieve his lifelong dream of becoming a pencil
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    bert and ernie - Animated cartoon - "It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection I got from doing it."
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    bert and ernie - Room - His ultimate giantess fetish fantasy fulfilled, Kermit knows what comes next. With some trepidation, he takes a deep breath and prepares to be engulfed.
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    meme about Kermit the frog getting an erection from being hugged by two girls
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