37 Immature Dad Jokes That Aren’t Fully Groan Yet (January 26, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 26, 2024 8:00 PM EST

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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    Another juggler gives up on his dreams... v
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    alina @viellargent WILL JE SUIS...I can't breathe SHOW! will.je.suis Chanteur et rapper Follow 17 CHIG Rosicfacts
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    The roof console in my truck fell down yesterday and it was as shocked as I was.
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    Why Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the idiots house Knock knock Who's there Listen up you The chicken Delivered
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    guys. it's a tordis.
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    hello youtube today i will teach u how to get this winged eyeliner look
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    Hey, send me booty pics :) Oh yeah Oh my god yes
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    I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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    SARTS UNICORN
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    Next time someone tells you nothing rhymes with orange, just show them this picture of LeAnn Rimes with orange. made with mematic
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    CONE ON THE BARBARIAN @jogblogs
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    Julicorn @ChicksRule If only there had been something to prevent this Obrakes
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    Naître D @perlhack If a helicopter passes overhead and you don't say "oh no they found us", are you even a dad? 8:12 AM 8/6/21. Twitter for Android ● ...
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    Leigh van den Berg @lipglossgirl Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? A ↑ 3R... @BanditMulla Took mac and cheese to a different level
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    Nathan Odom @Nathan Odom11 I'm thankful for the Foo Fighters because I've never felt threatened by a foo and that means they're doing a heck of a job on the frontlines 6:45 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone . > .
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    I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. That's a humerus joke.
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    Macaulay caulking
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
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    No one: Literally no one: 0234 56789
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    (D THOG OSIN THIS AREA IS UNDER CONSTANT VIDEO SURVEILLANCE 2442 2
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    I'm drowning! Hi Drowning, I'm Jesus
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!" I shrugged and said: "Good employees are hard to find."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen. 5:13 am 24/9/21 Twitter for iPhone ●
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    HOME HEALTH Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop any time he wants TOPICS: Addiction Brake Fluid POSTED BY: DAVID MARRS DECEMBER 9, 2019 A local man who drinks a litre of brake fluid every day claims that he's not addicted and that he can stop any time he wants.
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    customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese me: sorry, we only take cash manager: can I talk to you
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
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    UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
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    A hammerhead shark made from hammerheads The awkward moment when you turn around and see the Sperm Whale.
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    TORONTO AVERYBO Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais FOX MULDER: Over 20 reported killer whale attacks in the month of May. The whales worked in tandem. Do you know what this means, Scully? DANA SCULLY: No. Follow FOX MULDER: The attacks were orca-strated. Scully? Did you hear me? They were or- DANA SCULLY: I'll be in the car, Mulder. 4:14 p.m. 12 Jun 23 296K Views ●
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    IF I WAS A SERIAL KILLER MY NAME WOULD BE THE SUSPENSE SO MY VICTIMS WOULD BE LIKE "OH NO, THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME" AND THEN WE WOULD BOTH LAUGH RIGHT BEFORE I KILL THEM.
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    Area 51 Volume 51
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    Can't tell you It's a soup- prise! soup-pose it could be..ha Stoup what? No Soup O pineplapple: What's for dinner? iMessage IT WAS FUCKING TACOS Is it soup? Stop that Saying soup puns Read 5:47 pm
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    Today 2:40 PM don't contact me anymore FISHnets Read 2:56 PM
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    DOGS CAN'T OPERATE MRI MACHINES BUT CATSCAN GoodLivingguide.com 7
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    Pat Lenz @Pat_Lenz A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it's ground beef. She didn't laugh or seem slightly amused but that's showbiz baby
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