A Dump Truck of Dad Jokes and Puns to Wrap Up Father's Day

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    Hairstyle - Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice alany a a alamy
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    Font - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."
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    Clothing - Duras. Pun hub Why did you become a pilot? Heights? 10000 Baadd To overcome my biggest fear... 101 Dying alone. 1.1 @PunHubOnline ASHER
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    Product - I'm going to deliver the baby BadtasteBBY Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver
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    Hair - So my boyfriend has dandruff, how can I help him? Ok...but Give him head & shoulders How do I give him shoulders?
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    Joint - I'd like a Pepsi. OK, I'll take a gram of that and a Pepsi. We have Coke. SADANDUSELESS.COM
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    Shirt - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Purducom Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące?
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    Forehead - Pur hub What is your favourite month? Why july? July I didn't lie PunHubOnting
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    Clothing - Pun Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. @PunHubOnline AMERICASBESTPICS.COM
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    Photograph - Why should you be released early? Pun Yes? Go on.. @PunHubOnline it's bec... I think I have... Can I please finish my sentence? Sure. Parole denied.
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    Siberian tiger - What do you see in there doctor? VERYFUNNYPICS.EU The thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. TALEP
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    Clothing - I'm going to have to draw blood. Thanks for waiting.
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    Shirt - I have a 1:30 appointment. Which doctor? No, I want the regular doctor. EATLIVER.COM
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    Clothing - So tell me about your dreams I want to be a billionaire like my dad Oh your dad is a billionaire? 6466 41122 No he wants to be a billionaire too
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    Clothing - Wife: We're going to have a baby! Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is? Me: I already googled and it's a very tiny human Sephotos T ph
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    Hair - Hi, it's nice to see you again Yes a BB You know the drill, right? Milwaukee
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    Sleeve - Doctor: I'm sorry, your wife will never walk again Me: that lazy bitch IG: ApeProblems
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    Clothing - ELESS.COM You spent our entire life savings on dogs! They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
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    Photograph - Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Awww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?
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    Human - Customer: I'd like your mildest roast, please. Barista: You've got really average ears.
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    Product - *mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs
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    Smile - @sarcastic tendencies Her: I'm leaving you because you're too cocky. Him: Close the door on your way back in.
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    Chin - Can you help on my crossword? The clue is "overworked postman" Pun hub @PunHubOnline I'm guessing, too many. Sure, how many letters?
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    Vertebrate - Pun hub I love my job! All you do is boss me around all day! What did you say? FunHubOnline You herd me.
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    Clothing - Wanna hear my Batman impression? Oh no! Kryptonite! SADANDUSELESS.COM Sure. That's Superman. Thanks man. I've been practicing. IN
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    Human - Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions
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    Hair - depositphotos during the weekends, I volunteer to help blind people positphotos that's great-why are you upset depositphoto depo the verb not the adjective
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    Hair - Pun hub @PunHubOnline I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
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    Car - I'll do anything you want for 50 dollars Give me 75 dollars
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    World - ∙1d My Grandad is 75 next year, he didnt fight two world wars for this sillyness 52 1 20 355 Bobo N1 @MooBozo-1d The first world war was more than 100 years ago. How did your granddad fight that? 97 17 3 106 ↑ He didnt fight as I just said 4:49 AM 7/14/21. Twitter for Android
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    Outerwear - LON Pun hub I can cut a log in half just by looking at it. That's impossible. @PunHubOnline I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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    Gesture - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? Ura bus.
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    Head - Alexander Graham Bell: I invented the telephone! His brother, Taco: I'm working on some pretty big stuff too
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    Font - [House has collapsed] Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON *rubble starts to move*
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    Clothing - I have 2 half sisters. Were your parents previously married to other people? No. My father was a terrible magician. Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend
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    Forehead - My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

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