'I love you, but I really want a Tyrannosaurus': 20+ ridiculous things sleep talkers said, according to their partners

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    r/AskReddit . Posted by u/syler345 19 hours ago People who have partners that sleep talk, what all have you heard?
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    ItsAllKrebs 20 hr. ago I can tell when my wife is sleeping well when she rolls over and starts talking about casserole recipes. It's always casserole recipes. She doesn't cook. 2.7k Reply Share
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    Hylasah 20 hr. ago My girlfriend once loudly proclaimed 'I am going to explain to you how hills work!' and then snored loudly. ↑ 1.7k ↓ Reply Share
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    megthegreatone . 19 hr. ago · edited 16 hr. ago We recently had a baby, and in the first couple weeks my husband got really into Stardew Valley, which helped him stay awake to hold the baby since he wouldn't yet sleep in the bassinet. One night during my shift, the baby was crying and my husband turned to me still asleep and said "do you need help? I can till the soil and water the plants" 1.6k ↓ Reply Share
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    The Bat3 19 hr. ago "I love you, but I really want a Tyrannosaurus" 1.0k ↓ Reply Share
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    No_Dragonfruit_9656 20 hr. ago Mine sells things. When he worked at a shoe store, he sold shoes in his sleep. When he sold cell phones, he could list plans in his sleep. Now he is a manager and tries to coach my sales in his sleep. 616 Reply Share
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    Lucidia_1309 21 hr. ago One time my ex husband said to me "who's a little ▬" and grabbed my head to give me a nuggie 604 Reply Share
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    SparklePenguin24. 19 hr. ago My partner talks in his sleep. The two things that stick out for me are... "Oh for full volume and really angry Andy is his brother they no longer speak. sake Andy" "Where's PJ? We have to save PJ...' PJ is a really good friend of ours. To this day my partner and I have no idea what he was dreaming about but PJ was relieved to know that in a moment of crisis someone was coming to save him. 592 Reply Share
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    Fuzzie Lee 20 hr. ago You can't put hats on penguins. Evidently, I was coaching a football team of penguins and had decided to put them in knitted hats. My wife was not happy. 480 Reply Share
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    antonimbus 20 hr. ago My wife was a high school teacher and she would talk to me as if I was a student. It was confusing because she appeared awake, so it would take me a moment to realize she was dreaming. She also had night terrors and would scream her throat raw at 1am. 328 Reply Share
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    KermitTheFraud92. 20 hr. ago We've been together 6 years now. One of the first times I slept at her house she woke me up saying "There's a wombat in the room look!!" I looked around for a bit and then realised what had happened and went back to sleep. To this day she does it quite a bit. I have a whole Notes page on my phone with stuff she's said written down but that one sticks out 291 Reply Share
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    reallyrelevanttothis. 19 hr. ago My ex said "Who's that at the window". It was not cool. 244 Reply Share
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    notr 18 hr. ago anymor "Oh my GOD theres a MOLE" Then he flopped around for like 10 seconds "Oh my GOD" 236 Reply Share
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    goalieamd 17 hr. ago My husband sleep talks. The other morning he shot up and loudly yelled you johnny apple seed" and then laid back down. 11 . He's a chef so most of his sleep rumblings have to do with food. At least once a month he wakes me up asking me if I prepped various food items. The best was the one morning I was giving him a kiss goodbye before going to work and he said I couldn't leave before I clocked out. 230 Reply Share
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    budackee 10. 20 hr. ago "come here you little spider monkey" and put me in a headlock lol 173 Reply Share
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    adamant2009. 19 hr. ago "Did you let me encounter any bad bread?" 160 Reply Share
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    sincerelysunshine. 20 hr. ago In the middle of the night, he woke me from a dead sleep talking about how something was in the corner watching us. 154 Reply Share
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    Jurayvis 19 hr. ago A now-Ex told me I talk in my sleep. Apparently I once said' "I am the king of the button pushers. And when I have pushed all thr buttons, I will be the most powerful man in the world." I have no idea what I was dreaming about. 148 Reply Share
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    Throw_away_acc772. 20 hr. ago "Psst come with me" and I was so confused- 132 Reply Share
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    operachick209. 19 hr. ago My boyfriend sings in his sleep, or hums little diddies, and it's precious. He was really embarrassed when I told him, but I honestly adore it. 90 Reply Share
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    Initial_Pangolin_243. 19 hr. ago "I'm going to be a badger: badgers never started any wars"
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    princessflubcorm. 18 hr. ago He told me if I grow up to look like my dad then everything will be a- okay. I'm a girl. My dad is a massive untamed irish red haired brick ..... house of a man.

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