'I'm just going to Google it': 15+ patients share the craziest things doctors have said to their faces

No one ever said your doctor couldn't also have a sense of humor. In fact, while some people might find jokes to be unwelcome in a hospital environment, others may find that in appropriate circumstances, jokes can be comforting. Perhaps the right kind of bedside manner is a personal preference at the end of the day. 

Personally speaking, I will go to any doctor's appointment with more pent-up anxiety than anyone else in the waiting room. If my doctor isn't going to crack a joke to break the ice, I most certainly will say something self-deprecating and humorous as a coping mechanism. The worst is when you tell a joke and your doctor looks at you with a blank stare. This has happened to me on several occasions, so reading the replies from this r/AskReddit thread provided some comfort for me. At least there are some doctors out there who would understand my sense of humor and who would match it.

Keep scrolling below for these crazy comments. For more, check out this compilation of pet owners' wild stories.

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