38 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (February 2, 2024)

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    MIT MY DND CHARACTER ME, MYSELF, AND MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
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    "Should we take the severed head we found in case we want to ask it questions?" "Nah we don't need it" 185
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    XANATHAR GUILD MEMBERS imgflip.com Um...whatcha got there? THE GUILD'S ZOMBIE BEHOLDER A smoothie. E THE OATHBREAKER PALADIN
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    ME, A FIRST-TIME DM, WHO JUST FINISHED A GUIDED ONE-SHOT AND NOW EMBARKS ON A PROPER CAMPAIGN Thave access to the entire MONSTER MANUAL imgflip.com
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    Player: This time I will be lawful good Their character the next session: POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything made with mematic
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    MAKING A CHARACTER Expectation: Reality:
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    Town Guard watch out for the weirdos, girls The Party we are the weirdos, mister
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    Seeing a meme that's just a really good idea for a campaign, character, or encounter It's not funny at all Compels me though.
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    Rolling a Nat 20 Rolling max damage with multiple dice Rolling a 100 on a treasure table azeu
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    Evil Goon: "What are ya gonna do? breathe fire on me?" Our chaotic good dragonborn Paladin: THINK I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
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    So when do I get to learn about changelings? My Changeling Druid College of Lore Bard That's the neat part. You don't. made with mematic
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    CREATING MY CHARACTER PLAYING MY CHARACTER
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    Me, the excited DM My player saying they hate it as soon as they see it Me, the excited DM The puzzle I spent three days working on The puzzle I spent three days working on
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    AGAMECHANGING ABILITY YOU CAN USE ONCE PER DAY A GOOD ABILITY ON A LIMITED RESSOURCE A KINDA DECENT ABILITY YOU CAN USE AT WILL
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    DM: But you're not even a Bard, why would you want to seduce the dra- Me, an INT character with 8 CHA: MONSTER 507 MELISSA BELLADONNA @TIEFLINGME 4 SPCS TIEFL S ROLE SWITCH Yes, please EYES WHITE 11 008 01/08/1468 DR SPONTANEOUS SPERM DONEE PERMIT SD 09/11/2022 46989069
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    imgflip.com Nat 20 on the bbeg Nat 20 to find the roundest frog in the forest
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    You buy the Grim Hollow Monster Grimoire Ghostfire Gaming starts publishing on DnD Beyond You spend 6 months entering all monsters into your private DnD Beyond library Ghostfire Gaming starts publishing on DnD Beyond
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    LINEAR H. STORY HA TELLING LINEAR STORYTELLING LINEAR STORY TELLING RAILROADING
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    Me: So my tabaxi bard will cast mage hand and- Druid: *quietly* furrysayswhat? Me Him 75
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    The smug well protected mid-level noble with 2d8 hit points feeling clever for backstabbing the party after having them work for him. The Bard in the party reaching level 9 and discovering what the spell "Dream" does if he casts it as a nightmare. DREAM VSM (Khawla cể mană, a dál Land a violông quill plackeri i La skwyống
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    imgflip.com THEN NPC GUARDS COVERING THE PARTY'S ESCAPE CONQUEST PALADIN BBEG
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    Tomb of Horror is NOT a time sensitive module go grab those netherite pickaxe & shovel and start digging until only dungeon is left floating imgflip.com
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    DM making a forest region Veteran Player What will you add to the region, DM? DM And they coexist alongside a circle of Druids DM t I'll make...a forest.. ..With an elven kingdom! How original. Anything else? DM Veteran Player Veteran Player Daring today, aren't we?
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    New Player: How long have you been DMing? DM: 4 years now New Player: So you must be good then? DM:
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    My players obliterating most (not all) bandits, long resting in a separate chamber and awakening to the rest of them baddies leaving overnight. (They've watched too much BG3 and just expected the boss to wait for them) imgflip.com
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    Some say wizard is the hardest class Some say it's druid But deep down we all know 1144235214 gettyimages Credit: FatCamera English and reading are the hardest classes for the D&D community
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    I CAST REGULAR MISSILE
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    THE DM THE DM imgflip.com players using RAW to make a Javelin go Mach 1.5 and destroy everything allowing it and enforcing RAW so the javelin does 1d8 DMG
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    The party meets a large man in a trench coat His name is Ryse Krispee He's actually 3 kobolds They're named snap, crackle, pop
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    I can cast haste on the entire party. What? I cast glyph of warding/haste on 1000 individual ball bearings with the triggering action of an ally touching them. If I store them in a bag of holding it's an extra dimensional space. They'll never move more than 10 feet within that plane of existence. made with mematic no DM
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    Dm: does a 24 hit? Player:
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    dnd-homebrew5e E hotboyproblems imaginedsoldier Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts kijilinn *slams the reblog so fast* Source: imaginedsoldier C 4G 74% 8:48 AM HD
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    MY STATS MY BACKSTORY MY EQUIPMENT MY DICE ROLLS
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    D yourplayersaidwhat 2ft tall, 25lb Kobold Rogue: "Please don't take away my emotional support dragonborn." 7'1", 300lb Dragonborn Barbarian: "Yeah, she might get carried away by an above average owl."
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    Justice Armonsters @justicearman You better check your child's halloween candy bc I'm giving out polyhedral dice this year, and if you thought drugs were bad just wait until you see how addicting D&D is. 12:23 PM Sep 29, 2021 Twitter for Android 963 Retweets 53 Quote Tweets 5,780 Likes
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    CARCH How many of you would like a low-fantasy campaign that's full of political intrigue? CARCH And who would like just the opposite, a wild funhouse dungeon full of crazy monsters? ARCH Ca So you want a realistic, serious campaign... that's completely off-the-wall and full of magic? every session. FIN SAV FXN And also, we should level up
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    Tulok the Barbardian @tulokthe If you're ever worried the names in your D&D game are too on the nose, remember that the Rocky Mountains are a real thing.

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