46 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (September 6, 2023)

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    Handwriting - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Okay guys, you're in town, what do you want to do first? Barbarian: MURDER
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    Organism - Me as a DM: I wish my players would take this seriously. Also me as a DM: You meet the Kuo-Tao's greatest warrior, Fin Diesel
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    Glasses - Sneaking in a quick snack while waiting for your turn in combat ICE COLD DRINKS (gunshots)
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    Wood - +10 holy damage
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    Organism - When you have proficiency in a skill but rolla Nat 1 for that skill check during a crucial moment. YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!
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    Forehead - I LOOT THE BODY HOW MUCH XP DID I GET? IT'S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO imgflip.com DM
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    Cat - Tabaxi Sorcerer Casting Colour Spray. MU
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    Bird - Clerics in a nutshell I am the pope I speak for god Promote atheism again I'll beat you with a rod
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    Food - When you're tryna remember that one feature your dnd character has that could save your ass rn 8
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    Product - Come underneath the blanket I got something to show you... R
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    Cartoon - "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed." VI B OF O
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    Blue - Cleric We believe you sold your soul. Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron
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    Font - Oregon Rolled A 20 @Oregon RolledA20 Sorta a house rule but when someone counterspells a counterspell it causes something from the wild magic sorcerer table to be rolled. Which ironically lead to the boss rolling a 92 and being reincarnated on the spot after the players killed them.
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    Hood - imgflip.com D&D PARTY How are you not dead? RELENTLESS ENDURANCE HALF-ORC I have no idea!
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    Product - Patron for the 5th time that day Warlock contacting their patron to update them on everything again
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    Product - For the last time, accept the quest and get the gold later. This is why we have 7 different bounties! He has the gold on him right now, why do the quest? This is whyl have 10,000 gold
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    Plant - LOUIER CROWE WEES STAAL MUINT 098 MORGEOUL CLAS for alle u/CorporalChipmunk. I MATURY OUDER CROWDER Drow have Australian accents because they come from a land down under CHANGE MY MIND
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    Organism - Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock FAU 2019 My DnD character, Herbitha Finfine! She's an all-baking, all-embroidering, all-worries midwestern Tortle Druid, based on my mom Lough Love
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    Font - Justice Arman @justice_arman DRAGON: your puny spells can't harm me MAGE: oh yea? how bout this? NYEGH! DRAGON: acid splash? how primitive DRAGON: wait a sec DRAGON: [licks scale] Darkhold Out Now MAGE: DRAGON: ...marinara? who told u about my oregano allergy?! DRAGON: (dying) who are you?? MAGE: The Saucerer
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    Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of course....why?" Wizard's Familiar: The Misen Mermedroid
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    Human - Dm Rolling the highest initiative the Barbarian goes first, what do you do? Rogue New player Pretty standard combat stuff, watch this, next he's gonna say "I rage" Barbarian u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes 66 "I rage" Fighter
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    Motor vehicle - Don't make me get out and roll initiative. 10 8 91
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    Organism - Bert didn't know what all that stuff about "his immortal soul" and "aeons of servitude" was, but a 1d10 cantrip sure sounded cool
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    Human - When the NPC you like has items that you want: Shame *Murder Hoboism Intensifies*
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    Luggage and bags - chefpyro tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fing deck me pulling-aggro MiMic an absolute UNIT
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    Glasses - Characters: *complete a long quest that almost gets them killed** Lord: Thank you, but our treasury is empty. I'm afraid I can't pay you. Characters: Shome.
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    Font - invaderxan Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton - 9h Tired of carrying your meat cleaver, pistol, and calendar of saints around separately? This 16th c. Czech startup has the product for you. lord-kitschener B/6 #thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer carbonfiberpersonality Cleric ultimate weapon
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    Product - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Here's a simple puzzle that will take them less than ten minutes The party coming across said puzzle: This is beyond science
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    Font - the two kinds of numbers that you have to roll equal or above: CFDE AC/DC AC-DC CK ACA ACIDC
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    Cartoon - PCs during a tough encounter doing a simple puzzle designed for 2nd graders
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    Hat - Me: why would you drink a random black potion you found in a wizards lair? My players, in all their brilliance: Doctor MIRACLE ELIXIR Jo TRON Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere
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    Wood - Me after a week of schoolwork and depression Weekly D&D Session
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    Water - This is an accurate representation of what I thought my my first magic character would be like. made with mematic
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    Facial expression - "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS CAMPAIGN" NEVER TAKES NOTES KILLS NPCS RATHER THAN INTERROGATING THEM imgflip.com ON PHONE IF NOT TAKING A TURN IN COMBAT
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    Skin - How I think I look explaining my characters' backstory: ROPE ASIA MERIC How I actually look: Gut va
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    Human - Bandits: Wait! We mean you no harm, our families are starving, we ... Party: So anyway, I started blasting EX
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    Forehead - Metagamers "What are you doing?! We're headed to Troll canyon, we need to be using fire damage!!" Me who will purposely make horrendously detrimental decisions if my character reasonably wouldn't know any better.
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    Poker table - Have your PC actually be scared in a dark fantasy campaign OR draw 25 imgflip.com 5e players UNO
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    Human - 20,BUT NOT NATURAL NON-NAT 20 DIRTY 20 FLACCID 20 imgflip.com
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    Photograph - The bounty hunter using Scrying The Fighter with blindsight THE
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    Cat - Cast "Daylight" >look at spell description Isn't sunlight
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    Font - Me remembering the time I spent five hours painting a dragon miniature for a huge battle, but my players just talked their way out of the situation instead
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    Vertebrate - The DM when the barbarian runs through every trap while raging instead of solving the puzzle they spent hours planning:
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    Vertebrate - My max charisma paladin persuading people not to fight When negotiatiations break down
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    Cartoon - imgflip.com THE PARTY #NEGOTIATING" PLASMAL A SHOPKEEP TRYING TO FEED HIS FAMILY INT CUE
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    Organism - The Party: Oh, you're playing a Yuan-Ti Pureblood? Let me guess, Rogue? My Yuan-Ti Pureblood Zealot Barbarian ready to smash heads in and steal shiny stuff: OM! I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!

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