46 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (September 6, 2023)

Author image for John Summers
John Summers • Contributor
Sep 6, 2023 8:00 PM EDT

You find yourself in the ruins of an old castle. The walls are crumbling and the roof has collapsed in many places. The air is thick with dust and the only light comes from the occasional ray of sunlight that shines through a hole in the ceiling.

You carefully make your way through the ruins, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a sleeping dragon in the center. The dragon is huge, with green scales and sharp claws. It is breathing slowly and its chest is rising and falling.

You know that you cannot defeat the dragon in a fight, so you decide to sneak past it. You slowly creep through the chamber, careful not to make any noise. You reach the dragon's treasure pile and see an old book lying on top. You carefully pick up the book and start to read.

As you read, you realize that the book is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh silently as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

Advertisement
  • 01
    Handwriting - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Okay guys, you're in town, what do you want to do first? Barbarian: MURDER
    via @breakyourheroes
  • 02
    Organism - Me as a DM: I wish my players would take this seriously. Also me as a DM: You meet the Kuo-Tao's greatest warrior, Fin Diesel
    via grimgrinner
  • 03
    Glasses - Sneaking in a quick snack while waiting for your turn in combat ICE COLD DRINKS (gunshots)
    via grimgrinner
  • 04
    Wood - +10 holy damage
    via grimgrinner
  • 05
    Organism - When you have proficiency in a skill but rolla Nat 1 for that skill check during a crucial moment. YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!
    via grimgrinner
  • 06
    Forehead - I LOOT THE BODY HOW MUCH XP DID I GET? IT'S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO imgflip.com DM
    via grimgrinner
  • 07
    Cat - Tabaxi Sorcerer Casting Colour Spray. MU
    via grimgrinner
  • 08
    Bird - Clerics in a nutshell I am the pope I speak for god Promote atheism again I'll beat you with a rod
    via grimgrinner
  • 09
    Food - When you're tryna remember that one feature your dnd character has that could save your ass rn 8
    via grimgrinner
  • 10
    Product - Come underneath the blanket I got something to show you... R
    via grimgrinner
  • 11
    Cartoon - "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed." VI B OF O
    via grimgrinner
  • 12
    Blue - Cleric We believe you sold your soul. Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron
    via grimgrinner
  • 13
    Font - Oregon Rolled A 20 @Oregon RolledA20 Sorta a house rule but when someone counterspells a counterspell it causes something from the wild magic sorcerer table to be rolled. Which ironically lead to the boss rolling a 92 and being reincarnated on the spot after the players killed them.
    via @OregonRolledA20
  • 14
    Hood - imgflip.com D&D PARTY How are you not dead? RELENTLESS ENDURANCE HALF-ORC I have no idea!
    via grimgrinner
  • 15
    Product - Patron for the 5th time that day Warlock contacting their patron to update them on everything again
    via grimgrinner
  • 16
    Product - For the last time, accept the quest and get the gold later. This is why we have 7 different bounties! He has the gold on him right now, why do the quest? This is whyl have 10,000 gold
    via grimgrinner
  • 17
    Plant - LOUIER CROWE WEES STAAL MUINT 098 MORGEOUL CLAS for alle u/CorporalChipmunk. I MATURY OUDER CROWDER Drow have Australian accents because they come from a land down under CHANGE MY MIND
    via u/CorporalChipmunk
  • 18
    Organism - Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock FAU 2019 My DnD character, Herbitha Finfine! She's an all-baking, all-embroidering, all-worries midwestern Tortle Druid, based on my mom Lough Love
    via @FromHappyRock
  • 19
    Font - Justice Arman @justice_arman DRAGON: your puny spells can't harm me MAGE: oh yea? how bout this? NYEGH! DRAGON: acid splash? how primitive DRAGON: wait a sec DRAGON: [licks scale] Darkhold Out Now MAGE: DRAGON: ...marinara? who told u about my oregano allergy?! DRAGON: (dying) who are you?? MAGE: The Saucerer
    via @justice_arman
  • 20
    Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of course....why?" Wizard's Familiar: The Misen Mermedroid
    via grimgrinner
  • 21
    Human - Dm Rolling the highest initiative the Barbarian goes first, what do you do? Rogue New player Pretty standard combat stuff, watch this, next he's gonna say "I rage" Barbarian u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes 66 "I rage" Fighter
    via grimgrinner
  • 22
    Motor vehicle - Don't make me get out and roll initiative. 10 8 91
    via grimgrinner
  • 23
    Organism - Bert didn't know what all that stuff about "his immortal soul" and "aeons of servitude" was, but a 1d10 cantrip sure sounded cool
    via grimgrinner
  • 24
    Human - When the NPC you like has items that you want: Shame *Murder Hoboism Intensifies*
    via grimgrinner
  • 25
    Luggage and bags - chefpyro tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fing deck me pulling-aggro MiMic an absolute UNIT
    via grimgrinner
  • 26
    Glasses - Characters: *complete a long quest that almost gets them killed** Lord: Thank you, but our treasury is empty. I'm afraid I can't pay you. Characters: Shome.
    via grimgrinner
  • 27
    Font - invaderxan Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton - 9h Tired of carrying your meat cleaver, pistol, and calendar of saints around separately? This 16th c. Czech startup has the product for you. lord-kitschener B/6 #thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer carbonfiberpersonality Cleric ultimate weapon
    via grimgrinner
  • 28
    Product - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Here's a simple puzzle that will take them less than ten minutes The party coming across said puzzle: This is beyond science
    via @breakyourheroes
  • 29
    Font - the two kinds of numbers that you have to roll equal or above: CFDE AC/DC AC-DC CK ACA ACIDC
    via grimgrinner
  • 30
    Cartoon - PCs during a tough encounter doing a simple puzzle designed for 2nd graders
    via grimgrinner
  • 31
    Hat - Me: why would you drink a random black potion you found in a wizards lair? My players, in all their brilliance: Doctor MIRACLE ELIXIR Jo TRON Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere
    via grimgrinner
  • 32
    Wood - Me after a week of schoolwork and depression Weekly D&D Session
    via grimgrinner
  • 33
    Water - This is an accurate representation of what I thought my my first magic character would be like. made with mematic
    via grimgrinner
  • 34
    Facial expression - "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS CAMPAIGN" NEVER TAKES NOTES KILLS NPCS RATHER THAN INTERROGATING THEM imgflip.com ON PHONE IF NOT TAKING A TURN IN COMBAT
    via grimgrinner
  • 35
    Skin - How I think I look explaining my characters' backstory: ROPE ASIA MERIC How I actually look: Gut va
    via grimgrinner
  • 36
    Human - Bandits: Wait! We mean you no harm, our families are starving, we ... Party: So anyway, I started blasting EX
    via grimgrinner
  • 37
    Forehead - Metagamers "What are you doing?! We're headed to Troll canyon, we need to be using fire damage!!" Me who will purposely make horrendously detrimental decisions if my character reasonably wouldn't know any better.
    via grimgrinner
  • 38
    Poker table - Have your PC actually be scared in a dark fantasy campaign OR draw 25 imgflip.com 5e players UNO
    via grimgrinner
  • 39
    Human - 20,BUT NOT NATURAL NON-NAT 20 DIRTY 20 FLACCID 20 imgflip.com
    via grimgrinner
  • 40
    Photograph - The bounty hunter using Scrying The Fighter with blindsight THE
    via grimgrinner
  • 41
    Cat - Cast "Daylight" >look at spell description Isn't sunlight
    via grimgrinner
  • 42
    Font - Me remembering the time I spent five hours painting a dragon miniature for a huge battle, but my players just talked their way out of the situation instead
    via grimgrinner
  • 43
    Vertebrate - The DM when the barbarian runs through every trap while raging instead of solving the puzzle they spent hours planning:
    via grimgrinner
  • 44
    Vertebrate - My max charisma paladin persuading people not to fight When negotiatiations break down
    via grimgrinner
  • 45
    Cartoon - imgflip.com THE PARTY #NEGOTIATING" PLASMAL A SHOPKEEP TRYING TO FEED HIS FAMILY INT CUE
    via grimgrinner
  • 46
    Organism - The Party: Oh, you're playing a Yuan-Ti Pureblood? Let me guess, Rogue? My Yuan-Ti Pureblood Zealot Barbarian ready to smash heads in and steal shiny stuff: OM! I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!
    via grimgrinner

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

fantasy dnd funny memes dnd memes dungeon master dungeons and dragons memes funny dungeons and dragons
Scroll Down For The Next Article