'Apparently he sent me to the office for detention': Principal mistakes a youthful mom for a tardy student, hilarity ensues in the teacher's lounge

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    "They even called down to the principal to jokingly tell him he can't send parents to detention or else they'll never get their parent meetings done on time"
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    r/OlderThanYouThinklAm 22 hr. ago XxLuceWaynexx I got reprimanded at my son's school My son is in high school. . I'm normally not very active at his school, I work multiple jobs. It's a huge school so I don't know all the staff.
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    Well I drop my son off for school and park and go in because I'm having a morning meeting with 2 of his teachers. We have breakfast together in the quad, the bell rings, everyone goes to class and I'm waiting outside the meeting room for the teachers to arrive and unlock it.
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    While I'm waiting, a staff member walks by. They stop, look at me, ask me where I'm supposed to be right now. I say, Im waiting for (teachers names). He asks for my pass. Now I'm assuming he's talking about a visitors pass, when I checked in at the office I was not given anything. So I said, "I don't have one was I supposed to be given one? I can head down to the office and grab it".
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    He pulls out a paper a pad and starts writing.. He asks, what's your first and last name? Writes it down. Then hands me the carbon copy of the paper and tells me "you can take this to the office" and uses his walkie talkie to tell them (my full name) is heading to the office now. I just figured it was a temp pass or something like that. So I just quickly jog over to the office thinking I had to check back in, maybe the office staff was supposed to give me a visitor badge or pass of some kind.
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    I get to the office and hand the slip of paper to the office employee that I checked in with initially and she looks incredibly confused, and then starts laughing. He gave me an infraction! For being tardy and out of class! Apparently he sent me to the office for detention for the rest of the period.
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    When I told the teachers why I was a running a little behind on the meeting they thought it was hilarious. They even called down to the staff member who had written me the infraction to jokingly tell him he can't send parents to detention or else they'll never get their parent meetings done on time.
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    Fatalisticend. 2h ago All just part of looking young I'm 35 and we had an incident once where someone thought my wife was my mom and my kids were my siblings. That guy was lucky to see the next day as I thought she was going to jail for sure.
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    Sauceman_Chorizo • 2h ago The only part of this that bothers me is that they would send a student to detention DURING the class they were late for, instead of making them go to that class. What a counter-productive punishment.
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    kdognhl411 2h ago It's surprisingly common, I'm a 35 year old teacher at a very large high school and I am still asked for passes with surprising regularity. It's legitimately hard to know sometimes because there's 18-20 year olds who can pass for kid twenties AND people in their 30s that can pass for the same. Always hilarious though!
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    ZippieHippie77 • 2h ago I am 14 years older than my step son, the first time I had to go to the HS walking thro the halls towards the office, I was stopped and asked for my hall pass, haha I Love It. Thanks for the memory ;)
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    MartianSockPup... 2h ago Edited 1h ago . My mom came to school to pick me up one time for a doctors appointment. Now my mom is 5'8, covered in tattoos. Her ears at the time might as well have been solid metal with the amount of earrings she had, she is wearing a hat, has a purse with spikes on it, and a knife that is CLEARLY VISIBLE on her belt. All things that would send a normal student to In School Suspension (ISS for us) for the remainder of the year, let alone detention.
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    95% of the school knew my mom. The other 5% knew of my mom and knew she wasnt someone to trifle with. They flipped coins to see who would deal with my mom. As you see, I'm the youngest of 3, and my two sisters were stirrers and drama queens. My mom had more meetings at this school than the president had had in its existence ever.
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    Yet on this glorious day, my mom walks into the school and meets the 1 person who had no clue who she was. Who is in the middle of reprimanded 3 teenage girls over something. She walks in, he turns to look at her, and goes, "And what class are you supposed to be in right now?" In a straight stern and angry voice.
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    I heard this as I knew I was leaving at that time and she had texted me she was here. So I walk up beside him and go, "I guess home cause that's my mom." The look on his face is a core memory. I still joke to my mom that she never did answer his question.
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    nosmelc 2h ago I had a HS teacher who was teaching her first year out of college and looked younger than her ~22yo age. An assistant principal who hadn't met her yet stopped her in the hall during her free period and asked what she was doing wandering the halls during class.
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    cultivatingreader • 2h ago I would have died laughing, I also probably would pretended to be a student and started calling them every new term there is completely wrong as I have no idea how to properly put them together. Yo this is yeet bet! At least you know you look young when you get older it feels good
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    Neither_Ask_2374 • 2h ago Glad the power trip employee made a mistake all his coworkers can mock him for for awhile I'm sure your kid did get a kick out of the story though too!
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    FlippingPossum. 2h ago My husband had this experience on the regular until his hair went gray. He's 5'2". I once had a lady ask me if he was old enough to drive. 421 Share empressdaze. 2h ago This is absolutely hilarious! I'm glad you had a sense of humor about it - it must have been frustrating also but you took the high road. Thanks for the story!
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    baryonyxxlsx. 2h ago I used to get asked if I wanted a kids menu or would just be given a kids menu when out with my parents until I got a nose piercing.
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    Immediate_Walrus_776 3h ago Creative way to compliment you and flirt! 403 Share kittyvonmeoww . 3h ago Oh man I can so see this happening to me I'm like 5'2" and all the kids at my son's school tower over me Imao. Cute story and def a major compliment!! Thanks for sharing hehe
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    More-Practice3085 Just think, in a few years time, you'll have dinner with son at restaurant where the waitstaff think the two of you are on a date. Happened to my older brother and mother. Thanks for the laugh! . 3h ago

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