30+ Memes Willing to Get Corny

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    jokes that don't land neurodivergent interests movie quotes my brain when someone asks me a normal question song lyrics childhood trauma weird theories about the random world facts the staring blankly because all of a sudden answers i your mind is empty wanted to give
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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee.
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    < Averie Twoheart Jun 16 Once i get a boyfriend, what do i feed it? Like Comment OD Enygma Ann Lenoir and 574 others Share Holly Moon You know, I've had mine for a while and he seems to be getting on well on a mixture of pellet as well as the wet food. PELLET WET FOOD
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    ME: TONIGHT I'M GOING TO BED EARLY AND DON'T THINK ABOUT SILLY THINGS THREE HOURS LATER INSIDE MY HEAD
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    Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.
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    zanimez me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
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    I'm doing one of those escape rooms today.... Well, work... I'm going to work, but trying to figure out how to get out of it
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    President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphibious car, the Amphicar, and used it to scare guests by driving them into his lake screaming about brake failure.
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    playmate Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine. Source: playmate 89,082 notes A []
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    BRAINS REQUIRED SPEED LIMIT 25 AUTOS & PICKUPS SNOW TIRES OK CARRY BRAINS DRIVERS IGNORING WINTER CONDITIONS MAY BE SUBJECT TO NATURAL SELECTION
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    I don't need it...but I want it The Narcoleptic Goddess 79999
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    Me waiting for my employer to hire one person to replace the five that recently quit
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    "How's life treating you ?" me: Hertz 24/7
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    when u yelling at bae and they start yelling back making valid points i am soft pls do not yell at me
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    . Maastricht University Treat your passwords like your underwear Never share them with anyone Change them regularly Keep them off your desk opean Law of privacy and perinnal data, General Data Regulation - 15 May 2013 www.musrichtuniversity.nl/privacy
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    Some days, you just have to put on the hat and remind them who they're dealing with.
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    When you When you hear back applied for the job from the recruiter 10 10 Tal 6 899
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    I DIDN'T LOSE MY MIND THE PEOPLE INSIDE MY HEAD STOLE IT AND THEY WON'T GIVE IT BACK
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    The approachable person I've grown into.
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    Someone in Lakewood is wearing a unicorn costume while snow blowing and this is the kind of community I want
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    Me: I'm going to conquer the world today. Morgan Freeman: She didn't conquer the world today, she tripped over her dog's water bowl and her socks got wet and she had a mental breakdown. Por
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    I don't know who needs to hear this but rest is not a reward. You don't have to earn rest. You need rest. You deserve rest. You are worthy of rest simply because you are a living being. And don't ever feel guilty for taking time to rest.
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    Them: Just be yourself, act normal Me: Which one? I can't do both
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    How I thought learning to code would feel How it actually feels Dey can't figur out how our tek works if we can't eiver
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    2023 IT Support BINGO Forgot my password 2-1 Have you tried turning it off and on again? "I have tried rebooting it" (user uptime 90 days) Unplugged server so a phone can be charged No Power? (Switched off at the wall.) 7-31 Haven't run Windows updates in 365 days We've just made a payment to.... I definitely didn't drop anything on the laptop (water warning sensor triggered) But we share this login? We can't use MFA My computer is slow (465 tabs open) 9-39 Do you have a spare charger? 7-14 Pass
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    When you make a joke in front of your psychologist & instead of laughing, she starts writing it down UD NEURODIVERGENT MEMES HTTPS://WEARESPECTRUM.NET
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    Word of the day is 'spuddle' (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing. @stfrock
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    Frank Ashwood @FrankAshwood Apologies for the late reply to your email. If it's any consolation, the haunting guilt of not responding has weighed heavily on my overburdened conscience alongside the constant shame of failing to complete countless other tasks every day. Yours screaming into the void, Frank
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    Me: I think I wanna sleep in today... My Toddler: "We don't do that here."
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    when i put "???" in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
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    Melissa Capriglione @ Basil and Oregan... @mcapriglioneart When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean

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