32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (February 5, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Feb 5, 2024 10:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    My BBEG who just made a daring escape by jumping off a balcony "Thank God none of those idiots can fly" My player, who jumped off to stop him, knowing that this will 100% kill him
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    When the DM has to reward you even though you've been terrible players A frozen squid and a sad letter. made with mematic
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    lvl ½ fungus leshy @fumblecrit My DM has this idea for a Benjamin Button campaign. You start at lvl 20 and get progressively less powerful and eventually, by the end, you're lvl 1, you've lost all your powerful items, and the BBEG is 3 goblins. #dnd #ttrpg 3:29 PM 04 May 21 Twitter for Android
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  • 04
    Bard: "Hey tabaxi, I have a ball of yarn here. you want it?" Tabaxi: You just insulted my entire race of people. made with mematic But yes.
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    < Thread Justice Arman @justicearman So two of the players at my D&D table are married, and their characters inevitably have a thing for each other over the course of each campaign. They've been together like 20 years. It's really sweet watching them repeatedly fall in love through their characters. 17:52 4/13/21. Twitter for Android 686 Retweets 147 Quote Tweets 9,249 Likes
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  • 06
    DMs after an accidental TPK I won WAIT A MINUTE LET ME SEE THE SCRIPT won ?? I'M NOT SUPOSSED TO Win medium difficulty encounter
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  • 07
    ROLEPLAYING Roleplaying and Rollplaying @RRollplaying Kid, looking at a wizard: Who's that? Friend: That's Algazar, the powerful cleric! He can raise the dead and summon angels! Kid: Woah! Who's that guy? Friend: That's John. Kid: What does John do? Friend:...Some say that he can swing his sword 4 times! Kid: WOAHHHHH! >
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  • 08
    YEAH I GOT THAT D12
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  • 09
    When the Rules Lawyer reminds the DM of a rule, even though it kills their character: Strength and honor.
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  • 10
    HAVE NGCDA "Would you make a suboptimal decision?" "For roleplay?" imgflip.com "Without question!"
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  • 11
    If you cast Speak with Plants & Speak with Dead, you should be able to talk to furniture He's out of line, but he's right.
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  • 12
    When you can't find a group to play D&D with, but your partner has recently suggested wanting kids: If I can't find a D&D group, I'll make one instead.
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  • 13
    lesbianshepard Follow the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy's family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. firstborn-of-akatosh Follow This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named 'Char
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  • 14
    In fantasy, ever wondered why the little people (dwarves, halflings, etc) always portrayed as the best cooks? Because Tolkein was British. To him, the concept of good food was as much of a fantasy as elves and dragons. >>>> >>>>
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  • 15
    The DM and a PC arguing over whether a human character can be 6'5" because "humans aren't that tall." Me, 6'5" sitting across the table from them:
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  • 16
    I'm learning Elvish so I can trade recipes with my babushka. I'm learning Infernal ...so I can go to The Nine Hells for... ...a thing. Rosetta Stone I'm learning Dwarvish so I can communicate better with my coworkers. Rosetta Stone Rosetta Stone
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  • 17
    Brian Foster Why is everyone a social justice warrior? Why didn't any of you choose a different class like social justice mage or social justice thief?
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  • 18
    My dead character My current character Saying "wow you guys talk about your old friend a lot, he must've been a great guy"
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  • 19
    Clerics meeting their gods for the first time Warlocks meeting their patrons for the first time
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  • 20
    SEVERED sons Severed Sons D&D Podcast (Th... @SeveredSonsDnD In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was- Player: I have darkvision OK GIMME A SECOND
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  • 21
    Fighter Dragon I'm pregnant! Bard I've never seen that woman before in my life! Bard Sorry! Force of habit. Congratulations!
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  • 22
    WHEN THE NEW GUY STARTS KEEPING TRACK OF THE ARROWS FIRED imgflip.com 15 "We don't do that here"
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  • 23
    I'll cast enlarge on this ring so it'll resemble a crown. Then I'll present it to the evil lord as a gift. When spell wears off it'll shrink and crush his skull like a watermelon. Paladin who's sickened but Curious The horrified DM Rogue who really. wants to see
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  • 24
    Sascha Stronach is Screaming @understatesmen D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan 4:40 PM 3/14/21. Twitter Web App
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  • 25
    * High level monster My character Me who who has no knows I'm f***ed idea what it is
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  • 26
    DAK 3830 SLIDER DOWDER Mind Flayers can do only one thing: CHANGE MY MIND
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  • 27
    Maxwell Jacob Friedman ™M @The_MJF I don't play dungeons and dragons. JOE MANGANIELLO @JoeManganiello Replying to @The_MJF I do... HUGE ARMS GET RIPPED WITH OUR FULLY BODY WORKOUT CRAZY POWER IN JUST ONE SIMPLE MOVEL SUPPS THAT SHRED THE 2014 WIN! $4000 IN GYM EQUIPMENT NEVER PAY FOR A MEMBERSHIP AGAIN CLE 福 ESS TRUE MUSCLE TRUE BLOOD MEREWOLE MANGANING SACYMRAT EAT LIKE A CAVE MAN SIK- PACK ABS NOW ADTER'S GUIDE
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  • 28
    player: is the room empty? DM: It seems to be empty I find that answer vague and unconvincing
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  • 29
    The Fighter: "Where does your magic come from?" The Bard: "The power of music." The Cleric: "Faith in a higher power." The Sorcerer: "My ancestral bloodline." The Wizard: 1 VETIA17 IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE BOOKS AT MY LOCAL EIBARY made with mematic
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  • 30
    SEVERED sons memban Severed Sons *A D&D Podcast @SeveredSonsDnD Terrible news, my girlfriend just left me because she claims all I do is think about d&d ... It's a shame, we were together for almost 100 sessions
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  • 31
    Bard: "I cast Vicious Mockery on the Beholder." DM: "Okay, what do you say?" Bard: "You look like a 1st Edition Beholder." The Beholder: "Okay, that's just mean now".
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  • 32
    Fictional races be like : Male Female
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