A Critical Hit of 43 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master

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Eleonora Bader
Feb 6, 2024 1:00 PM EST

The icy blue flames lick at the corners of the room, and the grey smoke billows as your eyes dart around furiously, trying to discover a way to escape. The big, heavy brown door is the only way out of these chambers, and it is blocked from the other side. Clearly someone is out to get you, but why? Your thoughts race as you try forcing the door open with hard kicks, and it isn't that you can't think of anyone who may wish you harm… It's that you can think of too many! You have made many enemies on your mission to rob the Valivian Queen, and her guards are most certainly going to burst in at any moment now. They have protective armor that will not melt or burn from the fire. You begin to cough, and wonder if you should use the magical portal to get out… The risks are high, but do you have a choice?

I'll keep you on that cliffhanger and let you scroll down for the Dungeons and Dragons memes instead. Next up, Dungeon Masters share the most entertaining things that they keep from their players in a funny Reddit DnD thread.

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  • 01
    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? UN LIBRRANS Yox Haching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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  • 02
    Listening to your party spend an hour making plans built on false assumptions This is not going to go the way you think.
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  • 03
    Wizard Sorcerer As I tried to explain before, magic is real 8 int barbarian I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
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  • 04
    Town Guard watch out for the weirdos. girls The Party we are the weirdos, mister
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    THE VILLAIN FROM MY PC'S BACKSTORY You couldn't stop me before. ME AND MY NEW FRIENDS IN THE PARTY I was alone before.
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    POV: a whole group tries dnd for the first time Players I don't know how to do this DM I don't even know what we're doing....
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    Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it
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  • 08
    DM suggests the NPC Isn't needed in the next Arc G cute NPC DMPC PCS PCS
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    DM: You can try but you'll have disadvantage. Player: NATURAL 20!!!! DM It's not possible. Player that rolled two 20's Not probable.
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  • 10
    When the rogue complains about the excessive arterial spray coming from the barbarians axe swings You afraid to get wet?
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  • 11
    NPC's with pockets The party rogue
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  • 12
    Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Druids: If you run into any trouble, try talking to the animals.
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  • 13
    When you're about to make a range attack and the rest of the party is between you and the monster SOME OF YOU MAY DOE, BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE.
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  • 14
    When you create a setting that's interesting and you'd love to play in but you're The DM I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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    Me All other forms of gaming JAN Tabletop RPGS
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  • 16
    The Fighter You have my sword. The Ranger And my bow. The Barbarian And my axe. The Monk Hand
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  • 17
    Me whenever I read lore for the Forgotten Realms: SOAL It makes no de sense. Compels me though.
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  • 18
    $.* Just because your character has a high persuasion skill, doesn't mean you can make NPC's do whatever you want Problematic Bard players
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  • 19
    When you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles.
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  • 20
    Infrequent DM worrying about running a new campaign Forever DM just happy to be here
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  • 21
    When the druid wild shapes into a creature they've only read about
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    When the DMK ls off your beloved character and you have to roll up a new one: C w Is this one better? I made this one with my tears. DEE
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  • 23
    Yeightyonekilograms Follow Reminder that most of H. P. Lovecraft's stories are set in or near Massachusetts, so you should be mentally giving all the characters Boston accents. "Oh my gahd it's an eldritch harrah from beyahnd the stahs."
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  • 24
    Half the party o I hope you're not going to do something stupid. BIN ENCYCLOPSPEDIA The other half of the party I hope you're not hoping too hard.
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  • 25
    Nothing gets through this armor no dnd session this week M 100
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  • 26
    The bard singing about his adventures in the local tavern: Twas I who the dragon 4 a lie sing loo And if you try with me then I shall you too
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  • 27
    When you get your jock friend into d&d and now they're a even bigger nerd then you with a bigger dice addiction NU Rise, my glorious creation. Rise!
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  • 28
    DM: I'm going to need the party to give me some stealth checks. The party: 00 NAT ONE 17 7 18 20
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  • 29
    Things that disappear when you need them the most
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    Me: I should probably look into attending therapy Also me: D WA Best I can do is play-pretend with dice
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  • 31
    Rolled a 1 Nat 1 Crit failed D&Didn't
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  • 32
    Who needs dragons when you have this
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  • 33
    Barbarian: We ain't adopting no goblin. Party: *Adopts goblin anyway* Barbarian 5 minutes afterwards: You got a problem with BOBLIN THE GOBLIN
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  • 34
    PCs after king one (1) goblin with a CR of 1/4: Maybe i'm blind, because.. don't see any level up
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  • 35
    When you don't coordinate and all show up with a human fighter You have my sword And you have my sword And my sword
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  • 36
    imgflip.com The NPC who hired the party You didn't slay the dragon? The party getting their side-quest on It's on my to-do list!
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  • 37
    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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  • 38
    The lizardfolk barbarian when your NPC companion des delicious Finally, some good fg food ICE P ERIC DRI
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  • 39
    The party will get hit by the fireball too, but hopefully the damage won't be high ZOMING Boas the damage
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  • 40
    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. avatarstate yiyip
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  • 41
    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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  • 42
    When you're lvl. 1 and have to wear any armor you can get AlegoNews ENT
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  • 43
    MAKING A CHARACTER Expectation: Reality:
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