'My dad told me to put 'freeloader'': Parents and family members reveal funny responses they have filled out on forms for kids

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    daphnedidit my dad put his "relationship to child" as "fragile" once
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    Me putting "911" as my "emergency contact" in the field trip form.
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    Keewee My dad put 'facilitator of knowledge' instead of teacher on my birth certificate....
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    My partner wanted avenger on our daughters birth certificate under occupation, it's worked HAHAHAA
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    eddy my dad always used to put my occupation down as 'boy' whenever we flew overseas
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    KhaosKontinues I like to put some random stuff, my daughter was a mango farmer
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    Ashley i've put 'stay at home daughter' for myself before
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    Brooke on a form for my 2 year old i had to put why i was signing it on her behalf. i put "can't read or write".
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    [a] my dad told me to put freeloader
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    ssaritaa.ms Bro hen my brother broke his leg my parents out in occupation "failing school"
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    L laura_k_34 I put "demolitions expert" when my toddler had a dermatology appt.
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    Sass Saw a baby listed as a chef once - loved it
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    Sage Nguyen1290 Not a baby, but one time my patient put "being cute" as an occupation with a smiley face
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    the great rane weather machine my dad was helping my sister register for high school and he put relationship to student as "sensei"
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    Pterribledactyl™ For our Gilbert there was a part on the form that said "Description:", I wrote "Ruggedly handsome, Windswept and Interesting!" Apparently it was for the Description of the Symptoms, being a *hospital*
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    mellia my dad put jedi knight for his relgion
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    Egg Dingo!! Stingraycon My sister once put Spirit Airlines Pilot for my almost two year old neice. SOON
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    Weaver Haha amazing I had to describe my kid on a daycare application. Baby was 3 wks old. I wrote "intense".
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    Kim Breuer I brought my 19mo in for stitches at the hospital and under occupation I put evel knievel impersonator
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    Horsebeast Me writing my 3 year old heavy side-eye "UNEMPLOYED" then giving
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    Aaron Burr Sir I'm gonna put 'rocket scientist' on my baby's form

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