There are many different kinds of foodies in the world. Some real foodies like to analyze foods from around the world and aspire to eat as many different things as possible. There are also fake foodies like me, who can give you incredibly detailed analyses of various fast food fried chicken brands but can barely use chopsticks correctly. Checkers fried chicken tastes like top-shelf high school cafeteria food. Sometimes, I bite into a Raising Canes chicken finger when the skin-to-meat ratio makes me feel painful, aware that I'm eating what was once a living animal. Popeyes has the best chicken sandwich on the market, but I will always favor a bucket of KFC for my legs and wings. I think the average person eats to live, and even if they don't technically deserve the title of foodie, they do deserve some hilarious food memes that play to their middling taste.