Gentlemen, in an alternate timeline I will abandon Kirk on a remote frozen planet , take command of the ship and still manage to annoy Dr. McCoy

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Parents and 20-year-old brother insist that 18-year-old university student give $2700 of her own savings for her school to her brother to pay for his rent debt: ‘He owes $2,700 in rent and my mom expects me to cover it’

Parents and 20-year-old brother insist that 18-year-old university student give $2700 of her own savings for her school to her brother to pay for his rent debt: ‘He owes $2,700 in rent and my mom expects me to cover it’

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Family’s Florida vacation beach day ruined by entitled kid and his mom falsely accuse sisters of stealing a sand bucket: ‘My 4-year-old daughter was making a sand castle with her older sister, a kid walks over and says, "That's my bucket give it back!"’

Family’s Florida vacation beach day ruined by entitled kid and his mom falsely accuse sisters of stealing a sand bucket: ‘My 4-year-old daughter was making a sand castle with her older sister, a kid walks over and says, "That's my bucket give it back!"’

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20 of the Derpiest Feline Wonders the Cat Corner of the Internet Has to Offer

20 of the Derpiest Feline Wonders the Cat Corner of the Internet Has to Offer

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Lion cub born with a rare disorder and cannot be released into the wild gets paired up with a tiny dachshund who he instantly connects with, the two get separated when the lion grows, leaving the lion heartbroken, so their caretakers reunite them

Lion cub born with a rare disorder and cannot be released into the wild gets paired up with a tiny dachshund who he instantly connects with, the two get separated when the lion grows, leaving the lion heartbroken, so their caretakers reunite them

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Restaurant hostess judges couple on their appearance and misses out on $60 tip: 'My favorite petty revenges are when I get to rub someone's face in their own bad behavior.'

Restaurant hostess judges couple on their appearance and misses out on $60 tip: 'My favorite petty revenges are when I get to rub someone's face in their own bad behavior.'

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Neighbor takes resident's parking spot and tells her to park somewhere else instead, he gets towed: 'He came banging on my door yelling about how I am heartless for not just parking somewhere else'

Neighbor takes resident's parking spot and tells her to park somewhere else instead, he gets towed: 'He came banging on my door yelling about how I am heartless for not just parking somewhere else'

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