‘A firefighter took me to watch him fight fire…’: Cheezburger Community Share Funniest Stories About the Weirdest Dates They Have Ever Been On

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Bar Mor Hazut • Senior Editor
Feb 20, 2024 9:00 AM EST

Can someone please explain to me why dating is such a difficult experience? A lot of the time, the hard part is not even related to compatibility, there are just some incredibly bizarre people out there who go on dates, and do some absolutely weird stuff that ends up being written on the internet and shared with the whole world. How is it that every single person has at least one story about a weird date with another person? 

Which is exactly why we have gathered here today. We asked our beloved Cheezburger followers on Facebook and Instagram to share some of their most weird and funny dating experiences, and these responses were definitely worth sharing with you all here.

Scroll down to read these hilarious dating stories. Once you are done, click here for another collection of Reddit responses in which men wrote facts about women that are just completely wrong.

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  • 01
    CHEEZ burger WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST DATE YOU'VE BEEN ON?
    via Cheezburger
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    Leslie Mitchell Jensen I went on a blind date and it turned out the guy and I had no common language. I don't know how he planned to cope with an American university with no English. There was dancing, which I enjoyed, but it was still weird.
    via Leslie Mitchell Jensen
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    Matt Reynolds Well this one time at band camp I was on a date with a girl and she brought a flute with her 2d Like Reply Send message Hide Edited B 2
    via Matt Reynolds
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    Janine Biscardo The guy met me at a bar/casual restaurant after mowing his lawn. Didn't change his clothes. He has grass on his shoes and was sweaty. Nope...
    via Janine Biscardo
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    Bar Mor Hazut I went on a date with this guy who was so self-centered. He took me into an art store because he was 'an artist', and ended up being in there for 45 minutes. I wandered around the mall and even bought a few sweaters while I was waiting for him to finish up. Honestly don't know why I didn't just leave...
    via Bar Mor Hazut
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    Venke-Lill Nygård Guy looked nothing like his photos. Took me to a restaurant, didn't order anything. I had dinner and a drink.. He sat on his phone, every time I took out my phone or glanced out the window, he started talking. When I put my phone down to pay attention to him he took his own phone up again. Then he drove me back and thought we had a heck of a time and wanted us to schedule a new date. I said no
    via Venke-Lill Nygård
  • 07
    Ida Kloosterman One Time, my boyfriend wanted to take me for dinner. In a restaurant. Lovely idea, but it was the restaurant in Ikea.
    via Ida Kloosterman
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    Amy Mathers He took me to his daughter's soccer game. We've been married for 2 years. 2d Like Reply Send message Hide
    via Amy Mathers
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    Heather Duquette A firefighter took me to watch him fight a fire...
    via Heather Duquette
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    Rin Kate Watt A guy at a party got my number, called to ask me out, and told me we would have beautiful children. When I sounded dismayed he said it was a joke. Then he showed up with 3 dozen red roses, for a first date. During the date, he talked about our children and how he couldn't stop thinking about me. Also, he kissed like a blender. Never saw him again. 2d Like Reply Send message Hide
    via Rin Kate Watt
  • 11
    Trevor Hillier Went bowling with friends and her and she hit on the waiter the whole night but that's nothing as a month or two later I met the woman I've been with for 19 years and counting
    via Trevor Hillier
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    Daniel A Sniadoski Met someone on OKCupid. Totally the mom type, nothing weird on her profile. I was early and already had a drink in-hand. She showed up to the bar, recognized me right off and the first words out of her mouth are "My rates are"... I spit my drink out, and say "excuse me?!?" Pay my tab and walk out. She tried to exclaim "you gotta pay me for showing up!" F off...
    via Daniel Sniadoski
  • 13
    annlaurelb A guy once took me to hear Randall Terry speak.
    via annlaurelb
  • 14
    celia_siamese When I was 14 and my mom sat between me and the guy at the movie theater
    via celia_siamese
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    bigmongo1963 I once had a date at the Cleveland Greyhound station. We wandered around a bit admiring the 30's building design until we found the vending machines whereupon my paramour gave me a roll of quarters and told me to choose whatever I wanted for dins. After purchasing Frito's, a coke and a sticky bun for dessert we
    via bigmongo1963
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    retired to the row of coin operated black and white TVs and watched the "A" Team and other until we ran out of quarters. Never assorted saw her again
    via bigmongo1963
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    bar_literally Met this guy at a subway station, he wanted to walk to this pizza place and REFUSED to take the train, it was a 45-minute walk for a lame pizza, and then we had to walk it back as well. I had my mom call me and ask me to come home, he was shocked I didn't want another date.
    via bar_literally
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    junior1138 29th of February. It's just a bit odd.
    via junior1138

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