A Critical Hit of 39 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master

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Eleonora Bader
Feb 26, 2024 11:30 AM EST

You propel yourself forward in the watery depths by flicking your long scaly and colorful tail behind you. Its vibrant green scales catch on streaks of sunlight that filter down from the surface. Coral reefs surround you, illuminated by the strong yellow aura you cast. Ahead, the imposing silhouette of Atlantia rises from the ocean floor, towering spires reaching toward the surface like ancient guardians watching over the kingdom below. You draw closer, peering in wonder at the intricate architecture of the city, built from coral and adorned with shells and pearls that gleam. In your hand, you hold a bright purple gem that you have managed to recover from Goliath, the large and scaly sea monster that lives not far from this watery oasis. It was not easy, but you didn't have much of a choice. Without its powers, the kingdom would fade away until it was nothing but an overgrown reef.

Melodious songs of merfolk echo through the water, and you can feel a shudder go through your spine. Before you reach your destination, a shadow is cast across the water… is it a boat? A storm? A sea creature? You don't know what is going on, but you have a bad feeling. Like a light snuffed out, everything turns pitch black.

Next up, another critical hit of Dungeons and Dragons memes, not for the faint-hearted…

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  • 01
    DM: Okay, you guys have DM: *Puts away his usual notes* Musterhobo'ed enough. DM: *Pulls out a weathered, black notebook* DM: *Unlocks its 4-digit code padlock* DM: *Brings a really big box of forgotten minis out of the bottom of a wardrobe* It's my pleasure to announce our brand-new Special Program, starting right now!
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  • 02
    When your fighter unlocks Action Surge: Attack Attack 00 Attack Attack
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  • 03
    2 of your players taking things seriously, taking notes, prioritizing targets, working together, checking for traps the other 2 splitting the party, running into a room with 5 tough enemies, and saying only "gorsh"
    via u/slurp_time
  • 04
    DM: You have found the chalice that you have been searching for. It is made of gold, in the shape of a skull. Player: I drink from it. DM: You drink from the goblet, and feel a well within your self.. Empty. You now feel as if you have lost something important, but you cannot understand what it is. It is as if some small piece of yourself is gone forever. IT'S CALLED THE CUP OF SUFFERING. YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT DM YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT
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  • 05
    DM: You see a flickering fire inside the cave. Player: I sneak up towards it. DM: You feel a waft of hot acrid air touch you as the fire grows more intense. Player: Can I roll perception? DM: As you get closer, you can see the tell-tale reflection in the light of red scales around the flame My player .0001s later:
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  • 06
    Wizard gets downed as the boss is almost dod, fails first save Wizard is top initiative order He rolls a nat 1 We'll finish the boss and then heal the wizard Wizard is top initiative order He rolls a nat 1
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  • 07
    POV: YOU ARE AN UNDEAD ABOUT TO GET VIBE CHECKED BY A CLERIC
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  • 08
    WOTC D&D How come gold is considered a "rare metal in DnD is there's literal mountains of it throughout the forgotten realms?
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  • 09
    Your dwarven female My dwarven female
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  • 10
    Druid: Can you open this chest Rogue: I can try *nat 1* Rogue: BBC Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at,
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  • 11
    "If a player can't come up with their own quests then they aren't a good enough roleplayer to play DnD." People who have never played a TTRPG before but want to try it: Guess I can't play.
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  • 12
    Warlock, who made a bad pact with an Archdevil A Warlock who's soul is reused as an operator of a Warforged, serving a Science-obsessed Demigod. When warforged body is destroyed, the soul is transmitted into a new Warforged and dropped from orbit again.
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  • 13
    DM: What's your character idea? Player: I'm thinking a Magpie Kenku. DM: Ok Steve, what class? Steve: Wild Magic SorLock with a wand as the focus. DM: What alignment will it be? Steve: Well, she's a bit naughty from time to time, let's say Maggie leans towards Chaotic Neutral. DM: Wait, does she have a gravelly, high pitched English accent? Steve: Uh yeah, how'd you know? DM: My 3yr old watches YouTube just like yours does Steve.
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  • 14
    Players grieving the lose of their Paladin. One question... LANDFILL YOU'RE ALIVE? An appropriate PC leveled relative to replace the d. Paladin Who we gonna get to replace Landfill? Now this is a party I was hopin' to find Nope.. I'm not Landfill I'm his twin brother, Gill
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  • 15
    DM: Well, that combat went a little different than I expected it to... Ranger with new companion Fighter with two points of exhaustion FRED Cleric with no spell slots
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  • 16
    When one of the players tries running a oneshot and the Forever DM gets to make a character: imgflip.com MUSIC BAND How do you do, fellow players?
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  • 17
    The Players Dungeon Master What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin... My Diabolical Plan by The Dungeon Master
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  • 18
    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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  • 19
    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? IN LURRRANS Yox Haching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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  • 20
    WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE EX Práce ELLS IF YOU WANT TO BE A TANK OR.HEAL
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  • 21
    When you're lvl. 1 and have to wear any armor you can get AlegoNews ENT
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  • 22
    How do you defeat a Gelatinous Cube? Use teamwork! @QhorinHalfman
    via QhorinHalfman
  • 23
    The party will get hit by the fireball too, but hopefully the damage won't be high ZOMING Boas the damage
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  • 24
    WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ANY TIME YOU USE A HEALING POTION IN COMBAT DUNGEONGLITCH
    via dungeonglitch
  • 25
    Players: So we decided our party would be a human barbarian, paladin, rogue, and bard DM: Sounds great! Do you each have your own character art? Players: Yup... imgflip.com/
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  • 26
    Wildshaped druid: "Yes Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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  • 27
    My rolls out of combat. My rolls during combat.
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  • 28
    Life isn't a race, it's an RPG and most of you maxed out the wrong stats ما
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  • 29
    Me: *interrogates a captured bandit by stuffing coins into his mouth and threatening to cast Heat Metal* My DM: dobby's
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  • 30
    The cat when I'm in the middle of describing a nice beach scene in our D&D game Meeeooow
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  • 31
    Player If I cast resurrection on an enemy's leather armor, could a cow form around him if the soul is willing? DM Huh? Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask
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  • 32
    How powerful people think clerics are in combat: How powerful they actually are:
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  • 33
    "You get in there and de-rail that adventure. It's not about you, but get in there and make it about you." -someone who is 'just playing their character' wikiHow
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  • 34
    Your D&D character Your MÖRK BORG character AN
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  • 35
    M erhobo: Why won't you help me fight off the town guards? The rest of the party: I'm not rooting for you.
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  • 36
    ROGUE: *MAKES RECKLESS DECISION* THE REST OF THE PARTY imgflip.com THE DM
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  • 37
    ETRO My campaign & My players taking an hour to decide how they want to open the door Me, the DM
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  • 38
    Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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  • 39
    When you really want to tell your players this secret but they keep rolling hot garbage DM DM 18 2 18 21 20 8 20 8 II 4 I'll ignore that.
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