35 Scandalously Spicy Cats Caught Red-Handed in the Tabbyloids for Being Criminally Cute

Attention all cat lovers and feline fanatics–your cat may be adorable and smol, but deep down, they are up to no good. I know it's tough to hear since your sweet little baby just fell asleep in your lap last week, but the nature of felines is to be mischievous, sassy, and downright criminal. Although they have moments of purrfect bliss and charismatic meows, your kitty is only inches away from heading down the furrbidden path of debauchery and demolition.

Never forget the potted plants that your cat has knocked off the counter! Never forget the dusting of litter sand in every corner of your house! And never forget the yellow bile chucked on your brand-new white rug. These kitties belong in the tabloids for their gossip-worthy behavior, but hoomans can't help but notice their criminal cuteness and innocent little smirks. At the end of the day though, cats are shrouded in the mystery of the 'will they' or 'won't they' principal–just like our celebrities, cats keep us on our toes with their showboating and their acts of craziness, spicing up every cat lover's life with a little meow and a lot of style.

So scroll onward to enjoy the incriminatingly adorable collection of the cutest cats you might see on the front page of the Tabbyloids.

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via callmestinkingwind
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via Flat-Limit5595
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via OverHereWitDaCat
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via Accomplished Plane852

"This one has def started their own cult and got caught lie"
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via Jaxdacat233

"#1 on FBI's top ten most wanted list heinous crime being entirely too cute his own good."
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via JMJarry
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via Sweetpotatecat

"Resisting arrest for a DUI"
'I only sniffed the catnip!', she said in her defense
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via Nopantswoman
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via ULTRAMAGAKY
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via archesukablyad
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via jugend_still

"sweet kitty they can do no wrong this cat's lawyer, and they are innocent!!"
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via ipushfatkiidz
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via Sweetpotatecat
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via Hunter_Man_Big_Red

"The famous fashion model Meowbulous suffers from narcolepsy. He has been caught sleeping on the job."
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via marrecar

"Miu attacks paparazzi's for insulting her erratic beahiour in the night (also known as night zoomies)"
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via Aztrum_
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via HRHLMS

"Famous catfluencer Luna has come under scrutiny tax fraud after an investigation her MLM scheme has revealed improperly declared income selling products with her own image. Her defense wasn't my mom's so obsessed with my luxurious void look she keeps marketing it"
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via HRHLMS

"Despite ongoing investigation, Luna has declared she's expanding her growing empire into culinary delights. Also her own image course"
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via Archibald2
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via Visual_Plum6266
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via Nayruna
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via callmestinkingwind

"this is joy (aka joyless she'll run up screaming attention and then run away try pet her. then she will let pet her, she'll purr and purr and then swipe and hiss stop hisses are kisses" is thing like say around here."
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via Anxiety_bunni
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via Dreaming Kitsune
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via tarajaynek1ng
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via mmdice
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via ana_larsson
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via treedogbarking
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via Geiszel
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via Aggravating-Most-731
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via HideyHoh
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via Ok-Intention-3170
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via no_sh1t_thank
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via Emowetcat
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via Ginger_mutt