38 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (March 1, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Mar 1, 2024 8:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    My Friend: I've never played a Zealot Barbarian before, how should I run my character? Me: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off. avengered
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  • 02
    When you roll an 18 to hit and the DM says you missed
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    YOU REALIZE THAT THE ROOM IS NOT THAT BIG AND YOU ARE INSIDE THE 20FT RADIUS? I DIDN'T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM IS; I SAID I CAST FIREBALL WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN! imgflip.com
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    In fantasy, ever wondered why the little people (dwarves, halflings, etc) always portrayed as the best cooks? Because Tolkein was British. To him, the concept of good food was as much of a fantasy as elves and dragons. 4644
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    When the Barbarian has a plan and wants to lead When I'm in command, son, every mission's a suicide mission.
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    When you cast Find Familiar but let the DM decide the creature oooh a dummy thicc boi hello I'm your papa I guess @QhorinHalfman
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    CLERIC Veren This 20 Some Son WING mas one s www Vearn read I cant VE down www.h chicken thoughts
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  • 08
    When the DM has a very specific odd rule that makes no sense and you're afraid to ask why. SPEED LIMIT 17
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  • 09
    DM: roll perception Player: *rolls a 4* DM: Ok, so you dont see all the... never mind Player: The WHAT
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  • 10
    DnD group of sl ty clerics called Thots and Prayers
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  • 11
    When your players came up with a terrible plan but through sheer dumb luck they succeed My Players GM It's so dumb GM No! It's so dumb, it's brilliant RUN DMG GM It's just dumb!
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    The Players wiping out the first wave of a invading force via fireball and shatter ARMORLON Using magic in warfare is considered a war crime in this world
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    a guide to Playing D&D by Wobbles 2. inspect D&D 1. be offered D&D 33 3. bribrlelebrbrbbrlrlbr chicken thoughts
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  • 14
    Player: Sorry I have to drop out of the campaign The DM who just planned to start an entire story arc for their character next session: 1
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    When the Wizard tries to explain to the Barbarian that eating the dead troglodytes will not give him "stink powers" imgflip.com BHUTLE The Barbarian I just don't think there's any science, to support that, buddy.
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    Warforged monk Why does rage give you magic powers, it seems illogical Wild magic barbarian Listen I just hit things and have a good time questions are for wizards
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    imgflip.com 0O 200 80O O 80 The rogue about to complete a stealth mission The paladin in plate armor coming to "help"
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    imgflip.com The NPC who hired the party You didn't slay the dragon? The party getting their side-quest on It's on my to-do list!
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    INFINITE COUNTERSPELLING SIMULACRUM HEALING MAGIC OND WARCRIMES PEASANT RAILGUN
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  • 20
    When the 100 year old elf joins the 16 year old human, the 14 year old lizardfolk and the 3 year Aarakocra MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
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  • 21
    imaflip.com LEFT EXIT 12 HOURS OF ARTFULLY CRAFTED NARRATIVE NPCS AS PETS TRYING TO ADOPT HOSTILE MY PLAYERS
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  • 22
    LITERALLY EVERY DND PARTY EVER think twice? windows95wordart bestie I don't even think once
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  • 23
    When you grow up people stop asking you what your favorite medieval blunt weapon is. They don't even care. cudgel spiked club war hammer 12 morningstar quarterstaff mace For the win. flanged mace flail maul bec de corbin
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  • 24
    I might be out of spells Artificer/Wizard but I'm not out of shells
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  • 25
    My player who actually roleplays DM I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: INSPIRATION
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  • 26
    WEEKLY WORLD NEWS THE WORLD'S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS NEW CULT SAYS FLAT EARTHERS ARE FLAT WRONG! "ICOSAHEDRONISTS" BELIEVE EARTH SHAPED LIKE 20-SIDED DICE!
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  • 27
    DM: So the townsfolk mock your pagan god Cleric: Do they look like they have less then 20HP? DM: Sure why Not? Cleric: I cast Divine Word
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  • 28
    The party looking to the DM after their actions have consequences YOU DID THIS
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  • 29
    TRAIL MIX THE PARTY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENSES OF THEIR ACTIONS* PRETZE *DM* Look at that thing. Simpl Nature is beautiful
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  • 30
    player: is the room empty? DM: It seems to be empty I find that answer vague and unconvincing
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  • 31
    When its been 5 whole minutes since you've said anything because you're just watching your players roleplay their characters beautifully and having fun
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  • 32
    Two types of RPG tables I know this is a game but I still wanna keep things moderately civic. No abuse or child murdering, ok? That's fine by me, I was going to ask the same thing actually. If we could also avoid animal abuse I'd be grateful. I swing my mace at the child so it'll stop crying! It already is, remember the incident at the orphanage? I wanna slice the parents and make rations out of their meat. What you think I should roll for that? She dies, your allignment now is Chaotic Evil. Whi
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  • 33
    Shouldn't Necromancers be buff? Why would they be? They do so much deadlifting
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  • 34
    Behold the unknown magical item found in the depths of the ancient dungeon! love Comrad, it's truely mysterious! It must hold great significance and lore beyond our understanding. My spell says it's an everlasting +1 incense burner.
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  • 35
    Simple door puzzle Barbarian Let me in. Indut swin Barbarian in rage LET ME IIIIIIIN! [atuit s
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  • 36
    When the bard uses Vicious Mokcery but the target succeeds the saving throw. You fight like my sister I've fought your sister. That's a compliment!
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  • 37
    waiting for the dm to finish describing the stupid goblin I am about to one shot 20
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  • 38
    When your wizard's second highest stat is Charisma. @THE WITCHING HOUR
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