'They must have an inventory menu': Stuff havers theorize about why men don't carry purses

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    summer ♡ @summerahrens Follow honestly why don't men have purse. where is your stuff.
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    summer ♡ @summerahrens • 3d . Replying to @summerahrens they must have an inventory menu or something
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    broke blair waldorf @queenelivabeth Follow Replying to @summerahrens my boyfriend keeps airpods, keys, phone, pocketknife, vape, zyns, loose bolts, sharpies, probably a small wrench, and 3 granola bars ALL in his pockets.
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    Errol @tacticszero0 · 3d Replying to @summerahrens Guys are split into two categories here. We either have a backpack or we carry everything in our pockets
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    30 CandyCheex @CandyCheex.3d Replying to @summerahrens Their stuff is in the purse of whichever female they're with at the time
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    señor alec @senoralec. 3d Replying to @summerahrens In a little cube with a small portal to the quantum realm
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    Ralf @Son GokusMaster - 2d Replying to @summerahrens We don't need useless stuff everywhere we go. Phone. Wallet. Keys.
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    ONNA @wapgrip 3d Replying to @summerahrens I read somewhere that the factories made women's pockets smaller to make them buy purses and that's y men's clothes have bigger pockets!
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    hajii @hajiipop .3d Replying to @summerahrens designer backpacks
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    Ophelia Overdose @miss_overdose Follow Replying to @summerahrens the way we can hold many items on our hands is also a mystery in and of itself
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    Xx baetek e()/acc... @bartekxx12 Follow Replying to @summerahrens Bags on the side are uncomfortable. If need a bag wear a backpack
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    3f8z4allf8z- @3f8z4all - 1d Replying to @summerahrens they hang them on there nipples or hide them in there booty
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    reku @rekuOW . 3d Replying to @summerahrens in all 8 pockets of my sick cargo shorts
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    **@alley_cat__ .3d Replying to @summerahrens Pockets :) Men in the afterlife Hey granpa! I missed you so much. Hello son, it's so good to see you again. Women in the afterlife Where is the guy who invented fake pockets
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    Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy . 3d Replying to @summerahrens I hide stuff various places and collect them on the way home.
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    bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki. 2d I got 4 items in my pockets and if I lose one I'll kill myself
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    aylin @weepingcaesar - 2d all men need in their day to day life is a phone in their pocket and the evil they carry in their hearts
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    jessi he gets it @kiwitaurus • 3d
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    Kome @Kahunakome. 1d How I feel carrying just 3 items in my pocket
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    dasyomyliobatis tho... @tomatosaucefish i do have purse.... Follow GEAR ty
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    Kam @KamTangents. 1d I always misplace my stuff and I wanted a purse of some kind so badly but I didn't want weird looks or get hatecrimed on the street or smth. And then I saw sling bags and thank god. I love mine sm. (We shouldn't have to masculinize a small bag to carry our stuff but I digress)

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