When I was a child, I was an excellent Girl Scout Cookies saleswoman. When we would stake out at the local grocery store, I would pester the customers like there's no tomorrow. If they said they were on a diet, I would tell them about the low-fat cookies we were selling. If they resisted more, I asked if they'd like to buy a box of cookies for members of the military. My dad finally had to take me aside and tell me that if they said no three times, I had to let them go. Most of the time, I was able to wear them down enough to say yes, even if they initially did not want to.
But let's be real, who in their heart of heart doesn't want Girl Scout Cookies at this time of year? If you can't resist Thin Mints or Samoas, these Girl Scout Cookie memes with surely strike accord.