'Invest in DVDs': 30+ Pieces of bad advice

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    What was the worst advice you have ever received? 'If you run out of dishwasher detergent, just substitute it with regular dish soap. A big mistake that will only be made once
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    What was the worst advice you have ever received?
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    BrobdingnagLilliput "Don't study computer programming. The market is probably going to be saturated by the time you graduate." From a computer science professor in the mid-80s.
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    BroJack-Horsemang My dad said to quit studying that IT stuff, if you want to be a network engineer or whatever go to the company, find the boss and ask to work as a janitor, than you
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    can work your way up. Thankfully I did not listen.
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    shmoopiefunk My husband needed a medical card after his heart failure from viral cardiomyopathy. The social worker told me I should get pregnant so we would qualify for help with his medical costs. I
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    was 24 and lived in Ohio. I was horrified. She listed all the "help" we could get if I could get pregnant. He was in an ICU ward recovering from heart surgery. I walked out of there just disgusted
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    [deleted] At 24, while making $12 an hour and renting an apartment my parents convinced me to buy a brand new Honda Accord. They assured me it was the ONLY WAY to get a new car and that used
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    ones broke down immediately. The payments were one entire paycheck of the two I got every month.
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    oh_jaimito In my early 20s, my stepdad encouraged us (us = Me, Sister and Brother) to max out our credit cards. Then file bankruptcy. My sister did it. My brother did it.
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    I didn't. He insulted me for years, for being stupid.
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    } From my father: don't go to the doctor's office if you only have one problem. Wait until you have four or five; that's how you get the most bang for your buck
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    [deleted] Invest in brother- in-law's bar. Thanks Dad. Bye bye 30k and bye bye bar. Did not know I'd be working along side an illiterate buffoon.
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    TaborlinTheGreater "Family over friends, because friends won't always be there for you, family will." Fat load of that was.
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    jittery_raccoon Invest in DVDs because you can them for cash when you need money
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    FenHarels_Heart "Just find a girl you don't like. ● Once you get married you'll just hate her anyways." God, I hope he was joking.
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    BurlHopsBridge. Was told by a sailor of 5 decades that the best way to get rid of a sunburn is to take the hottest shower possible. Not only
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    did that cause immeasurable pain, but didn't help in the slightest.
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    Sonnyboy1990. Not me but I remember reading a thread about a man who told his girlfriend everyday that she stinks. She washed two or three times daily, tried everything she could to get
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    rid of this smell. Until she cracked and started screaming at him asking was he smelling. Apparently his father told him "tell a woman she smells everyday and she'll be constantly clean."
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    He just took that as normal good advice to live by.
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    Drafty_Dragon. "If you go work somewhere else no one will pay you as much as me." -my dad I'm currently making twice as much plus benefits
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    Sel_drawme. To file for bankruptcy over a $2,500 car loan. Edit: I've been informed that I should've said "DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYY Y" instead.
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    ↑ [deleted] It's too late for you to learn to code - I was 14
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    proton0129. Never change
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    JonnieWhoops 'If you actually cared about being organised you wouldn't have 'ADHD"
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    annoianoid. "Turn the other cheek, you'll have the moral high ground". - My father when I told him about how I was being badly bullied. Thanks
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    dad, for making my school days an even bigger ordeal than they already were.
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    G [deleted] If you run out of dishwasher detergent, just substitute it with regular dish soap. A big mistake that will only be made once.
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    Kirbinder To keep my mouth shut. Never argue or talk back to my partner.
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    ISnortBonedust. "Put some butter on it" -My father to me directly after getting a 3rd degree burn on my arm (cooking accident)
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    revchewie Ignore the bullies. They just want a reaction. If you ignore them they'll get bored and leave you alone.
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    This is my answer every time this question pops up. It is such unmitigated ! The adults who gave me this advice (when I was a kid, in the 70s) must have had softer bullies than I did.
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    Because yeah, my bullies wanted a reaction. And they'd keep going until they got one.
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    [deleted] Dont take IT engineering cause its saturated.
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    Seaweed Monkey. "Follow your heart" Sometimes my heart is stupid and I should listen to my brain instead.
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    "Just get a degree. It doesn't matter which one." $40,000 and one unused degree later....
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    Gavin BelsonsAlexa My grandmother told me that if I wanted to stop being poor, I should find a job in logistics or warehousing. I was literally managing a warehouse at the time.
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    [deleted] worst advice received and acted upon. My friend out of high school got a job at Ford starting at $28/hour full time and in the UAW. His mom said he shouldn't waste
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    his life working "at a factory" and go to collage despite him having a 1.8 GPA in Highschool and very good with working with his hands. He quit, took 2 classes at
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    college and dropped out. He spent the next 8 years making pizza because the job market was trash.
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    Sunny245 "Winners never quit.” I think that is horrible advice. Calculated quitting is how you progress in life. If I never quit I would be stuck in bad situations.
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    hitenshi_SE. "enjoy your life when you're in school, it's going downhill from there"
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    don't ever say that to a depressed teenager. as an adult my life is sooooo much better
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    Vladimir_Chrootin "Replace all your office computers with Macs, then you don't need to set up network drives because you can use iCloud instead. Don't worry about <industry-
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    specific software we pay ££££ for>, there'll be something in the App Store you can replace it with"
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    Killerbeth Lawyer said I should just admit that I did it. I denied it and the case was dismissed.
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    PeterAhlstrom "A mobile home is a great first home for a young couple." I wish I had looked into it more. When my company imploded, I was stuck with a $1000 mortgage
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    payment AND $1100 monthly space rent. In the Los Angeles area. I got a job out of state. Could not sell the mobile home-park residents were giving up their old paid-off homes just to get out of their
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    leases, and the park was selling the houses for $500. (That is an exact figure.) So no one wanted a brand-new house in the same park.
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    I had to just give up the house to the bank. Bank eventually sold it for less than half of the loan balance. My credit recovered 7-10 years later.
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    BirdGuy64 "You might as well quit high school and take this job opening at the mill." -My Dad
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    Guava On Twitter: 'Find yourself a man who will email you when you block him' Alternatively, find someone who isn't a melodramatic pain in the
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    [deleted] 'Good things come to those who wait' Nah good things come to those who go out and take them
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    + [deleted] Take care of everyone else's needs before your own, that way you're never being selfish.
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    I find that to be a very manipulative form of advice. I take care of myself first, then everyone else.
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    -eDgAR- "Show your employer loyalty and they will be loyal to you."
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    Direct_Ad2289. You're married now. You have to stick it out.
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    + [deleted] Go to college immediately after high school even if you have no idea what you want to do.

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