'If your cat could order stuff online, what would be the first package to arrive?' ICanHasCheezburger Community Edition

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kalila courban
Mar 5, 2024 10:00 AM EST

Hey, pals! We often fantasize about a world in which cats run the show, oh wait that's this world. Just kidding! However, in our current reality, cats cannot currently order things online. But what if they did? What would be the first thing your cat would order with expedited shipping? Well, we posed that exact question to our fabulous ICanHasCheezburger community members, and they came through with some truly hysterical results that had us all laughing. 

Our amazing community of cat lovers comes together every single time we challenge them to share a silly story with us, and of course this time they did not disappoint. From silly answers such as "a cardboard box filled with cardboard boxes, Russian doll style" to "treats, lots and lots of treats, both wet and dry" it's pretty clear where the priorities of our fabulous feline friends lie. 

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    If your cat could order stuff online, what would be the first package you found at your door? CANHAS CHEEZ BURGER.
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    M.A. Claus Mice. Catnip. Fresh whole Salmon. 3w Like Reply b
    via M.A. Claus
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    Carolyn Talmadge just the box! 3w Like Reply ib
    via Carolyn Talmadge
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    Janet Davidson Jones Arby's Roast Beef Sandwiches! 3w Like Reply Jessie Wade Janet Davidson Jones I brought Arby's home for lunch today, and could not keep two of our out of the bags!! They have never gone so batty over fast food bags! 3w Like Reply
    via Janet Davidson Jones
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    Joanne Raczynski My cat is very protective of me, she might buy mouse traps in an attempt to keep the other cats away. 3w Like Reply
    via Joanne Raczynski
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    Mark Sachs A box full of boxes. 5 3w Like Reply
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    Juliana Vignale More treats!!! liquid, and solid 3w Like Reply
    via Juliana Vignale
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    Sarah Salo Creeley Food, food and more food. Did I mention food? 3w Like Reply
    via Sarah Salo Creeley
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    Top fan Judy Keller Giant cat tree 3w Like Reply
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    Amy Lyn Huge cases of wet food. Fish wet food of course. He is the most food obsessed cat but the vet says he's healthy. And it would come in giant boxes! Like Reply 3w
    via Amy Lyn
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    Dianne Hadzic Boxes and boxes of catnip and toy mice! 3w Like Reply 2
    via Dianne Hadzic
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    Cheryl Limer Miller Live mice 3w Like Reply
    via Cheryl Limer Miller
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    Catherine Nelson Cunningham She doesn't even need to know how to order online. Everything that comes here she is sure is hers anyway. 4w Like Reply LO 5
    via Catherine Nelson Cunningham
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    Jana Morrison One package of tube treats packed in several boxes nestled together like a set of matryoshka dolls 4w Like Reply LO 6
    via Jana Morrison
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    Amy Burton Hamner The largest pack of springs available (we call them squiggles) celle (0000) C
    via Amy Burton Hamner
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    Amy Myers Bubba: treats and catnip. Elvis: parts for the spaceship he kept hidden behind the couch. 4w Like Reply 3
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    Llori Jean Katnip, crystal water dish, churu.. & parts to a tubular network cat tunnel that would run throughout the house........ As I be the one to build it while the cat supervises. 3w Like Reply
    via Llori Jean
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    Jakob Holgersson Torched garlic and chili-flavored potato chips. He's not supposed to eat stuff like that, but he finds them irresistible. 3w Like Reply
    via Jakob Holgersson
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    Joyce de Vijlder A tuna vendingmachine, a 24/7 gardendoor opener and a button to put on cat tv, with medium sized birds hopping around. 3w Like Reply
    via Joyce de Vijlder
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    Top fan Tupper Brownser A box of birds she is indoor only but loves looking out the windows and talking to them 3w Like Reply
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    Sean Phillipe Sanchez Canned Friskies and jugs of his favorite snack. He's not a really needy kitteh, he comes and goes as he pleases and really isn't that fussy. 3w Like Reply
    via Sean Phillipe Sanchez
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    Top fan Janet P Schwartz Kilos of catnip in brown paper wrappings he could claw open by himself 4w Like Reply 4
    via Janet P Schwartz
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    Mary LeAnn Emily Ponytail holders. 3w Like Reply Amy Corwin Mary LeAnn Emily I came to say the same thing!! 3w Like Reply 6
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    Ellen Mottley Tannenbaum A second couch so he doesn't have to wait for me to leave the one good spot. 3w Like Reply
    via Ellen Mottley Tannenbaum
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    T.J. Welch Cans and cans of the wet food, and probably a ton of door dash since she loves people food. 3w Like Reply 2
    via T.J. Welch
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    Top fan Elizabeth C. Crippen Toy mice. Skunk carries one in his mouth all over the house. I'm constantly stepping on them. 3w Like Reply
    via Elizabeth C. Crippen
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    Brian J Scott Lunch meat and rotisserie chickens. DO 3 3w Like Reply
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    Jennifer Dawn Tresenrider She would "order" that I never leave the house ever 4w Like Reply
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    Beth Snell Cheese, no boxes but large paper bags would suit her! 4w Like Reply Edited 2
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    Kim Cheek A bulk shippment of Temptation cat treats 3w Like Reply 5
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    Trina Becker Feather wand toys! I keep them out of reach when we're not playing with them and my one guy will go in the closet, stare at the shelf where it lives and meow 3w Like Reply
    via Trina Becker
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    Dana Marie Muir I can't imagine. They have soft beds a clean toilet and plenty of food and treats. We hold them half the day and they have each other to zoom around with, so I can't imagine what they would buy if they had the ability. 4w Like Reply Edited 3
    via Dana Marie Muir
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    Nicole Sinai Any random thing....its all about THE BOX. 4w Like Reply 3
    via Nicole Sinai
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    Tina Marie Different wet food than the 25 choices I currently rotate. 3w Like Reply
    via Tina Marie
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    Jim Coonley A bunch of treats for her brother, Magic, because she's a sweet kitty and she loves him. ...
    via Jim Coonley
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    L Joy Flood A party size box of Lee's Chicken. 3w Like Reply
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