A Fiery Forest Full of 36 Fire Breathing Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Geeky Ladies Rolling the Dice

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Eleonora Bader
Mar 7, 2024 5:00 PM EST

With the bitter stench of dragon's breath searing through your lungs, you sprint through the cavernous depths of the beast's lair. You can hear it roar, its heat standing still in the air. Your heart hammers against your ribcage like a drum as adrenaline surges through your veins… Every shadow seems to coil and writhe, threatening to spring forth with fiery vengeance. What are you going to do? Your spells mean nothing in this cave. There is no magic here…

You have but one sword, and you clutch it tightly against your chest. The dragon is blocking your only path to freedom… You have no choice but to step forth and fight it. With a prayer on your lips, you dodge and weave, narrowly avoiding the lashing tendrils of flame that seek to consume you. Whoops, that was close! Then it lunges at you, and you brandish your sword in the air, realizing it's actually quite heavy. You plunge it deep into the dragon's heart…

You have beaten the beast. Scroll down for the best DnD memes of the week, and then check out this female data scientist who was delegating work to her team when her manager decided to call her out in a group meeting for 'doing nothing'.

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  • 01
    Wife: How was your DND session? The DND session: 900 S 9900 1 C: 99:932 Me: Oh pretty average but I enjoyed it.
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    Reward the party for doing good CLOSE Perfectly balanced... My DM Reward the party for being evil ...As all things should be s Doing good is only punished, never rewarded A good DM The evil characters constantly getting good gear and RP rewards for being evil
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    USE A FOLDING BOAT TO GO SAILING USE A FOLDING BOAT TO GO SLEDDING USE A FOLDING BOAT TO DO 570 POINTS OF DAMAGE
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    Me: I want to make a halfling barbarian who is a master with a halberd imgflip.com Page 147 of the PHB Too small. A T on range
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    imgflip.com HOW MANY MODRON MONODRONES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? FOR REAL THOUGH, CAN YOU HAVE JUST ONE MONODRONE TASKED WITH "CHANGING LIGHTBULBS", OR DO YOU NEED ONE TO REMOVE OLD BULB, ONE TO BRING NEW ONE ONE TO INSTALL IT ONE TO CARRY AWAY THE OLD ONE
    via u/Yakodym
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    DON'T BE AFRAID TO HELL OFF PLAYERS IF THEY MAKE STUPID CHOICES. YOU MEAN PLAYER CHARACTERS, RIGHT?
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    So, today I learned that THE Dame Judi Dench is a fan of D&D and runs games for her grandchildren. As adorable as that is, could you imagine her monologues? Those must be spellbinding Utter one more syllable and I'll have you k d.
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    A goblin mode implies the existence of elf mode: looking perfect but feeling wearied by the weight of time and existence, concerned about the spread of darkness on the horizon, living with the regret of mistakes from the distant past... ...but the halflings leaf helps.
    via u/Vegetable_Variety_11
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    Raistlin: "Is THIS the tallest candelabra you HAVE?!?" Fistandanus: "Noooo I have one THIS big!" SHE 00000D
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    name all 18 of the cleric subclasses
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    Player: Are you running a modernized wargammer campaign? GM: Yep Player: Can I play an Apeling Artillerist Artificer? GM: Sure, why not,... Tank Museum Monkey World 112 1 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Chigwell Stanford Rivers A113 Brentwood Kelvedon Hatch A 128 Industrial Estates Secret Nuclear Bunker (184)
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    Mike Mearls @mikemearls How to set difficulty classes in a game of D&D: DC 0: Simple task, no real chance of failure DC 10: Good chance of success DC 15: Tough task DC 20: Really super hard DC 25: Players didn't bring snacks for the DM DC 30: Keeping a job at WotC
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    I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE DM AND IT'S NOT THE GOAL OF THIS CAMPAIGN, I SAID I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE MOON HE 383 INFL Dain 8
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    Sam Witwer @SamWitwer Dungeons and Dragons question. What's a more dangerous character to have in your party? Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil? Easy answer, True Neutral Those players and their characters fung scare me
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    Bard BBEG Ranger BBEG Warlock BBEG Paladin BBEG Druid BBEG Cleric BBEG
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    Ex general paladin of the BBEG they brought to the good side He, in a fit of rage breaks his oath renouncing evil, and k's the BBEG, taking his place and becoming a absolute nightmare for the party made with mematic The party betraying them
    via u/Awkward_Impact_6186
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    WHEN YOU CANCEL SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY D&D BUT THE GROUP CANCELS THE SESSION TOO: imgflip.com
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    Me with my 50+ DnD characters with fleshed out backstories wha The rest of the group wondering how i made them all in the span of 5 minutes
    via AdorableRazzmatazz87
  • 19
    Me passing Difficulty Challenge 5 rolls in my D&D game. "IT'S A DINOSAUR!' ""
    via ServingwithTG
  • 20
    *WotC after removing Hadozee wavedash tech* I think I forgot something. Yeah, you're right. Watri The D&D fandom. If you forgot, then it wasn't important. T 55 *Laughs in manta glide. *
    via allthingsdnd
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    20 My character's My character's in my head when I actually play them
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  • 22
    Every single time a dwarven barbarian goes into battle Fk it! We ball!
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  • 23
    When you're left with one hit point but the Lizardfolk party member hasn't eaten in a while.
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  • 24
    I want to be a spider themed Druid Druids don't get the web spell, or the spider climb spell. 0
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  • 25
    > Bard seduces BBEG BBEG seduces bard
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    I want to distract the guards by being cute. 4400 7 26 25 6 S NAT 20
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  • 27
    DnD adventuring parties be like
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    A "Resourceless martials" Resourceless martials
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  • 29
    The DM after realising that 14D10 is actually quite a lot and a Goristro might be a bit much for a level 11 party
    via naturaloneposting
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    Strahd yeeting 15 vampire spawn at the party, just to figure out who has the sunsword In chess, we let the pawns go first
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  • 31
    When a year ago, I just wanted to play a fun fantasy game with friends and now I'm. seriously considering doing the Geneva Checklist to make sure my players hate the vampire im pretending to be I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE
    via naturaloneposting
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    When the DM tells you that that 34 fire damage is already halved C
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  • 33
    How my date looks at me when I start talking about my homebrew world
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    My players when I mention any NPC My players when I add that they're hot 500 THE
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  • 35
    You don't cast featherfall on your friend, so they fall to their dh It's what my character would do WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN!
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    Me and my players after a great game where I nearly TPK'D them 00 garde 00
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