No work today Too busy bein fat

Sister demands Brother change newborn son's name in case she wants to use it: 'I laughed in her face... My parents started to freak out' 1

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 2

‘They would clock in and then go home’: HR managers share the wildest reasons why they had to fire an employee 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 5

Forgotten employee at big company has no boss and no work to do, collects nice paycheck for doing nothing: 'I'm riding the wave till its crests' 6

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 1

So far... 2

He didn't know, he's innocent! 3

Purrfect 4

1000 Words 5

Doing just fine, thanx 6