'He's lying! Arrest him!': Crazed cookie Karen tries to steal dude's cookies right outside of the store

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

Mar 9, 2024 6:00 PM EST

Now, it's fair to say that Oreos^TM are a fantastic snack. I really think that Oreos^TMare one of the most essential pillars of Americana. Without Oreos^TMwhere would we be? It's hard to say. Oreos^TMare great, but, as satisfying as licking the middle out of each Oreo^TMbefore putting the cookie part back in the Oreo^TM packaging for your significant other to discover later, I can't go as far as saying that I'd accost a random stranger outside a grocery store in order to claim their Oreos^TMfor myself. And I certainly wouldn't go as far as accosting a random stranger outside a grocery store, claiming their Oreos^TMfor myself, before then turning around and pleading innocence and claiming that they were actually trying to steal my Oreos^TMfrom me.

No, this isn't a guerilla marketing campaign (I wish it was) but, Oreos^TM(or anyone else) feel free to DM me for ideas.