35 Coding Memes for Smart and Sassy Ladies Fixing Bugs and Forgoing Romance

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    JUST GOOGLE IT JUNIOR PROGRAMMER WITH A BASIC QUESTION SENIOR PROGRAMMER
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    "In my next project i will write clean and commented code"
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    Does writing code make you happy? AV YES YESTERDAY IT ONLY MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES
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    You get to work on a very interesting project You have to write documentation for it
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    When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless.
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    Technical interview code evaluation D 86 666 63 Java dev with 10 years experience Let's go. In and out. 20 minute adventure. Oh god! Switch cases are functions now!?
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    When tech support tells an engineer "Turn it off and back on" Do not cite the deep magic to me Witch I was there when it was written.
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    my code architects interns sr devs jr devs
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    Coding alone Coding in an interview
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    Changing IDE settings for fun Now your code is being executed By VLC media player
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    When you start your pc hippity hoppity your ram is my property w/FluffyPancakes11
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    What comes after 8? 10 Microsoft you're hired
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    You How do I center a div? ChatGPT You don't. вдо
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    "Money doesn't matter" - Rich People "Looks don't matter" - Attractive People << Pointers aren't that hard >> - Experienced C++ developers
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    C isn't hard: void (*(*f[]) () ) ( ) defines f as an array of unspecified size of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void.
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    Some popular servers: NETFLIX Google STEAM® reddit
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    Java/C/C++/C#/JS: && is and, || is or Python: and is and, or is-or-
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    Frontend Dev glo.com JSON Backend Dev Fullstack developer
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    When your code doesn't change color Something's wrong, I can feel it
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    junior dev: why is it important to include comments in the codebase? me: because they supoorts future reading and modification junior dev: how come your code has none? Listen here, you little sk
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    when you are in a party and you suddenly thinking of a solution to the bug you work on
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    Decimal System: 1+1=2 Binary System: 1+1=10 Boolean Algebra: 1+1=1 Non-Programmers: 437 [visible confusion]
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    Assembly developers be like If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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    Actually using debugger console.log("got here"); console.log("aaaaaa"); console.log("bbbbbb");
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    Me: I can code Friend: Dude can you hack someon- shut
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    O Me: makes a small change to the CSS My website:
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    NullPointerException 500 Internal server error SQLSyntaxErrorException Backend @SeniorDeveloper Frontend style="border-left: 2px solid green"
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    When you write an optimised code but no one understands it enough to appreciate it. The problem of being faster than light is tha you can only live in darkness.
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    I MAKE $200K AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER DOING MEANINGFUL WORK, RIGHT? DOING MEANINGFUL WORK, RIGHT?
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    imgflip.com while (true){ } while (0x2B || ! 0x2B ){ }
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    When you are leaving the company and no more need to worry about that unfixed bug in production Finally, inner peace.
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    Senior and Junior devs when there is a PM in the room: Also them when PM leaves the room: ROCIAN JA GRACIE SU SIL рон CIE SU
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    Me when I write "hello world" in a new programming language: I am a Master Builder!
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    The (real) scientific method. NO DATA
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