In the heart of an ancient forest, shrouded in mist and mystery, nestled between lofty trees and whispering shadows, lies the Moonlit Grove Tavern… that you, a mischievous pair of goblins, run. Your partner is Snik, a great warrior for his time, with green skin and a crooked grin. You are Sir Malnek, also green and small, with a permanent twinkle in your eye. Together you have transformed this hidden gem into a haven for travelers, rogues and creatures of the night.
Snik is a master mixologist with a knack for concocting potions that could knock a dragon off its feet. He tends the bar with flair. Meanwhile, you are the culinary genius with a taste for the exotic, dazzling patrons with your culinary creations crafted from delicious ingredients found in the depths of the forest. Your patrons include elves seeking refuge from the chaos of the world, dwarves boasting their latest mining exploits, and even the occasional wandering wizard seeking a moment of respite.
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