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31 Smart-Aleck Comebacks to Keep in Your Back Pocket for Your Next Verbal Joust

Everyone always thinks of the best comebacks after an altercation has concluded. If you're anything like me, you'll encounter a bully, a Karen, your boss, or a bad customer in the real world and crumble under the pressure of cooking up a witty comment on the fly. By the time you get home, you're fuming and thinking of the best comebacks known to man–but by then, your redemption opportunity has passed. 

But what if you were prepared? What if you had a snarky pocketful of witty comebacks that could annihilate your opponents in real-time, leaving you the ultimate victor of your next verbal joust? Well, well, well, look no further. We've collected this week's best comebacks and wittiest smark-aleck comments that might just save you from embarrassment in your next conflict of the minds. 

As we all know, it's better to outwit your knuckle-dragging oppressors with a mind-boggling quip than it is to share your best arguments with the shampoo bottles in the shower. 

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer
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