'If there are adult diapers, why aren't there adult strollers?': 25+ unintelligent thoughts people actually said out loud

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    "I said it would be nice if we had a mirror app?"
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    r/AskReddit. Posted by u/Objective5550 17 hours ago What's the stupidest thing you ever said that genuinely made you question your intelligence?
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    TrainwreckMooncake. 16 hr. ago "If there are adult diapers, why aren't there adult strollers?" My husband, looking at me like he regrets ever meeting me: "you mean wheelchairs??" 8.6k Reply Share
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    Orioliolios 15 hr. ago I was on a long train trip, gazing out the window, when I said to my friend: "I feel like every railroad crossing gate we've passed since I've been looking has been down... what are the odds..." I have a PhD (not in trains). 5.1k Reply Share
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    BeKindImNewButtercup. 16 hr. ago I said it would be nice if we had a "mirror app"! 4.1k Reply Share
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    kitteh619 16 hr. ago Not too much ice please, don't wanna water it down. (It was literally just a cup of ice water) 4.0k Reply Share
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    MisterFives 15 hr. ago Got introduced to identical twins. First thing I said was "wow, how can you guys tell each other apart?" 3.0k Reply Share
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    DustOfTheSaw. 15 hr. ago I made a dentist appointment yesterday. They gave me a date and asked if 10:50 was a good time. I replied with "I'm assuming that is 10:50am..." 3.0k Reply Share
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    ArtemisGirl242020. 15 hr. ago I don't know if this counts because praise the Lord I did not say it aloud. The scene: Me, a college senior still living in a dorm doing my weekly snacks and root beer run at the local Wal-Mart The thought: "Man, how do people with a whole family grocery shop? Like what do you do if you buy more than you can fit in your arms?" Carts. That's what carts are for. 2.6k Reply Share ...
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    BoiledGnocchi . 16 hr. ago My boss asked me to print an address label for some documentation they had to mail out. My printer was out of ink so I told her I was unable to print said label/mail the document out in time ....she then explained that I could just write it by hand. Smrt.
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    Quick-Temporary5620. 14 hr. ago Me, crossing the border from Mexico to CA. Border Patrol guy. " what b is your country of origin?" Me, thinking That's easy! Me to border guard "California" Guy gave me a loook for a moment, and then just said, "Go."
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    redneck_girlypop 14 hr. ago When planning a trip to America, I was very confused as to why google maps was refusing to give me a walking route to the Statue of Liberty. Turns out you can't walk to the Statue of Liberty because it's in the water
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    CricketsAreJaded. 15 hr. ago Ordered a burger with no onions, then onions rings because I don't like onions. The look the waitress gave me was priceless. She said I think you maybe just don't like onions raw. Yeah...that's what I said. I don't like onions. Argued with her for 5 minutes and couldn't understand why she was questioning if I wanted onions on that burger.
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    InvisblGarbageTruk⚫ 14 hr. ago edited 4 hr. ago I called my husband in a panic because I couldn't find my phone. I actually asked him if he knew where my phone was. His answer - ah..in your hand? So yeah.
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    enflammey 16 hr. ago I once thought that Alaska was an island because it's always shown separate on maps. I felt so dumb.
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    Peptic_Germ 14 hr. ago What's a chocolate bar? A lady told me that she loved chocolate bars and I pictured a bar that serves chocolate instead of booze for a moment, and then I felt very stupid.
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    Delayedshipping. 14 hr. ago Me to the lady that I thought looks like me (as I was in passing): "Oh hey! It looks like we could be twins!" My reflection: ..... It had been a long shift.
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    hilhilbean 15 hr. ago . About ten years ago or so I was at a restaurant and went to the restroom. I told my mom and daughter, "When the waitress comes back, can you have her bring some more ice? My water is too watery." My family does not le me forget.
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    AreHipposBitey ⚫ .15 hr. ago My manager's manager asked me to ballpark the percentage of time I was spending on each of my three projects. I confidently told him: 75% on project A, 25% on project B, and 25% on project C. I heard my cubicle neighbor laughing (didn't immediately click that she was laughing at me). Manager's manager paused a moment, then in a very kind and patient voice (like he was speaking to a Labrador with a learning disability) "So, I'd like those numbers to add up to 100%. Ca
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    crazymom7170. 16 hr. ago Me: hi how are you Them: good how are you Me: good, how are you 1.7k Reply Share
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    Not_AMermaid - 15 hr. ago One time I said I wish I could swim in the air & my friend said "You mean flying?" 1.6k Reply Share
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    No_Word_494. 17 hr. ago What is the name of the dog from schobby doo 1.5k Reply Share
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    EtherealPossum Lady 15 hr. ago "it gives me testosterone" serotonin. i meant serotonin. 1.5k Reply Share
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    imadeacrumble 14 hr. ago "Oh look, it's a full sun out today" 1.1k Reply Share
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    Key-Plan5228 - 15 hr. ago I was at home in my apartment alone and cleaning up and realized I hadn't plugged the vacuum in. "Come on John," I said out loud to myself, which was weird since I never talk to myself out loud, and the worst part was it came out, "C'mon Jnonn" Like how do I call myself by name and then pronounce it wrong ⇧ 985 ↓ Reply Share
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    SuperSawyer07. 16 hr. ago "your born in december?? that su you have to wait a whole year for your birthday"
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    PLACE abbacuss 14 hr. ago I was at a job interview for a baking job. The Interviewer asked me if I know how to bake. I told her no but I can read. Meaning I can follow the directions of a recipe.
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    theghostsofvegas • 14 hr. ago It was years ago and I was waiting tables. A lady came in and asked for a hot diet coke. I asked how I was supposed to make her a hot diet coke. She told me to put it in the microwave. My response verbatim. "But the ice will melt "I
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    No_Cauliflower_2416. 16 hr. ago "Huh, it's funny, I haven't ever seen a Bruce Willis movie." "You haven't seen Die Hard?" "Oh wait yeah I did see Die Hard." "Sixth Sense?" "Oh yeah that too" "Fifth Element? Armageddon?" Turns out I've seen a lot of Bruce Willis movies.
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    gdpinleoeee 16 hr. ago I asked what half of 200 was. When I was given looks of "you're joking right?" I quickly realized what an idiot I really was.

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