‘He wouldn’t let anyone near it': Resident objects to the removal of hazardous tree, hugging it in attempt to prevent machinery from cutting it down

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    "He wouldn't let anyone near it"
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    Cooky neighbor objects to tree removal
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    I've got a neighbor who can be classified as "three fries short of a happy meal." We've had beef previously, once because I missed a tiny bit of my dog's poo at night, and the
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    other because someone else let my dog take himself on a walk and he pooped in the same place because he's mine and we're both spiteful.
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    Things have since calmed down a bit, between telling on him to his mom and an actual no contact order I hadn't heard a peep out of this guy in a minute. Well, to be fair I still
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    haven't, but I did get to witness him getting his handed to him. Yesterday was a very windy day in my neck of the woods, and a whole mess of branches came
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    off of trees. Including a rather large limb from a rather large tree that's overhanging power lines on my street and could possibly fall onto someone's house.
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    The damage from the limb falling showed that the huge tree was mostly hollow inside and had to come down. To the point where the town actually brought out a tree person
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    (arborist?) the same day and he said the tree needed to come down immediately. And he wasn't kidding when he said immediately.
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    That night a police officer knocked on every door on my street and let us know that our road would be blocked for part of the day to remove the tree. Which was just, awful. Positively dreadful. I had to skip leg day. Sad. Anyway!
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    This morning I heard large machinery doing its thing and figured I'd go be nosey and see what they were doing. By the time I'd made it out of my house, all the machinery sounds had stopped. And cooky
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    neighbor was angrily gesticulating at the tree service, shaking his head and making quite the scene. The tree service people kinda just backed away, and one dude got on a cell phone.
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    Crazy guy nodded and then actually went over and HUGGED THE TREE. Just stood there with his arms around part of the base. (Tree was huge.)
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    Being the nosy person I am, and since nobody was doing anything dangerous, I kinda mosied over to where some of the guys were having a smoke break and asked what was going on.
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    Apparently crazy guy is rather attached to the tree and says that it's on his property and they can't have it. Started spouting off sovereign citizen nonsense that they can't come onto his property and take his
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    stuff. Which would normally be true. Except the tree was enough of a hazard to his own house as well as his neighbors that even my notoriously arthritic town moved quickly to
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    get rid of the thing. (Oh, huge pot hole in the street? We'll get it sorted in three months) I sympathized with the guys for a minute and then pointed out, it's not actually crazy neighbor's
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    property. Its his moms. And his mom doesn't put up with his 3. Might not be the worst idea to knock on the door and make sure the lady knows what's going on.
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    The looks on their faces amounted to, "Are you me?" I just smirked and shrugged and moseyed back towards my house.
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    One of the guys I'd been talking to went over to talk to the guy who had made a call, and then the two of them walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
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    And crazy neighbor promptly unhugged the tree and started to protest. Right up until his mom, who is a lovely old lady, opened the door with a smile and presumably asked what's going on.
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    And then she just looked 1. and started shouting at crazy guy. Right as she hit her stride, sirens could be heard rapidly approaching. And two police SUVs rolled up to the other side of the tree removal road block.
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    Two police officers approached the pair, and just stood there watching what must've been a truly epic come to jesus based on the facial expressions I could see. And then the old lady just pointed at the cops sternly and
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    spat something, followed by crazy guy hanging his head and being taken away by the cops. Then the machinery started back up and the tree came down. Which was really cool to watch. Shame about leg day.
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    Particular_Heron8263. 2 days ago I need more stories. Lovely writing style!
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    MeatofKings 2 days ago The Treelaw sub would appreciate this. Thanks for the humor.
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    BunnySlayer64. 2 days ago ROTFL. Never, and I mean never, underestimate the power of Mom.

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