Criminal Cat 'Coco' Gets Banned From Groomers, Gets Placed On 'House Arrest' In Hissterical Turn of Events

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kalila courban
Mar 18, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Hey, buddies! Working at the editorial office of ICanHasCheezburger, we've encountered our fair share of mischievous cats, but the ones with the most expressive faces steal a special spot in our hearts. Meet Coco, our featured feline today. Just take a gander at Coco's comical facial expressions, and suddenly, all the amusing anecdotes her owner shares about her make perfect sense.

Yes, I can totally see Coco being banned from the groomers for slightly aggressive behavior and being placed under house arrest by her human as an alternative grooming solution. What is it about these rogue kitties that captivates us humans? Maybe it's their innate sense of humor, or their rebellious streak against societal norms, living life on their own terms, heeding only their immediate desires. Whatever it is, we're here for it. We are proud cat lovers, we love all cats, especially the mischievous little criminal ones! 

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    This is Coco. He has three felony level assaults (banned from three groomers for aggression). He is now under house arrest (I have to shave him myself.)
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    He is the sweetest most cuddly cat in the world UNLESS you are trying to brush or groom him. He's declawed (not our choice), but is 8lbs of pure muscle and completely weaponized his bite. We tried three groomers before one of them suggested I buy a pet safe set of clippers and try it at home. Now three times a year, I corner him in the bathroom and spend two hours swiping at him with the clippers while he tries to murder me. I like to think the embarrassment of a home haircut teaches him to act
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    We have heard suggestions to put him under anesthesia for grooming, but I don't want to do that as often as he needs. Plus he's getting older and I don't want to risk anything that may shorten his life. Second pic is him normally, third pic is his amount of fluff.
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    InfectedSteve • 15h ago OP. This... is too funny. I feel for the little guy. No, wouldn't put him under to groom him either. Good luck with the little murder muppet.
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    stinkpot jamjar • 11:48
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    Chaotic_Spitta . 11h ago Coco need a cell mate?
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    . Mysterious-Bill-6988 • 13h ago Oh OP, you do have a odd little fella Good on you though, anesthesia grooming does have a lot of risk so I totally understand not going that route and declawed cats do bite more since they feel vulnerable due to the amputation so I can see why you're having such a battle! I assume you've looked at desensitizing and I'd just encourage you to keep up with it in-between grooms in case you're not. Maybe doing a tiny little bit at a time (Even over the course of a few
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    DoodleBugz1234 • 14h ago That's not Coco That's Mr. Paws
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    razzle dazzle321 • 14h ago Coco needs good lawyer representation. Lol. He also looks both cute and angry at the same time. 食食
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    imrealwitch 14h ago Precious, but sorta reminds me of the Grinch who stole Xmas. Naughty sweet kitty lol
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    CyberCat_2077 • 14h ago ANGERY
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    Mandielephant • 13h ago He is having none of your sho I would talk to your vet about gabapetin. Give some awhile before grooming and it should hopefully help. Not a complete sedative but seems to be calming for them
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    • funkytown66 15h ago This looks like grumpy cats grandpa Ө 250 Reply ↑ Share prettyfacebasketcase OP • 15h ago And he will outlive us all!!!
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    jlhinthecountry • 15h ago He has no regrets.
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