Guy Live-Tweets Terrible Cringeworthy Date With Former Olive Garden Manager

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mattstaff
Jun 20, 2017 5:00 PM EDT

He dug real deep to unearth the answers to the questions we all have. 

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    Text - Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Follow I went on a date last night and the guy meekly shared that he used to be THE GENERAL MANAGER FOR THE TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN. RETWEETS LIKES 1,001 4,723 9:08 AM-19 Apr 2017 101 17 1.0K 4.7K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Replying to @JoeWadlington Clearly, he'd seen some shit. So the next hour and a half was me asking questions. I tried to do y'all right. t 71 806 +Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q Did y'all ever run out of breadsticks? If
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    Text - Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q: Was everyone from Ohio? A: Brazil, Puerto Rico, & Ohio. The foreigners I understood. They'd grown up watching O.G. commercials. 666 Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q: National pricing or city pricing? A: City pricing. It made no sense why the Americans were there. They were paying 3x for the same food. t3 44 3 745 +Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 A: How big is it? Q: Three floors. It may be the biggest Olive Garden in the world. The wait w
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    Text - +Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 A: Not on my shifts. But if someone wanted to, Olive Garden would not let us remove them. They are "family" and would be allowed to eat 44 490 Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q: That's really good to know. A: People can't eat that much bread. l started laughing because he's wrong] 1 17 94 1.2K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q: What's the weirdest thing that ever happened? A: Oh, there was a knife fight. Q: Tell me everything. A: Two women.
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    Text - +Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Stairs. She stopped the elevator on the 2nd floor and grabbed a knife off someone's table A: someone else's knife?! Q: yes 2 33 474 Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Q: So only one woman had a knife A: The other woman picked up a knife off a different table. So the other manager . he was a huge guy, 6'6" 1 26 312 Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 ran down there and pulled them apart again. They were on the first floor at this point. And he threw
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    Text - + Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 A: No. Q: Wait. You said the shifts where you ran out of breadsticks were the worst Worse than the shift with a knife fight? t3 40 385 Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 A: You may be surprised, but yes, Olive Garden running out of breadsticks is worse than a knife fight Q: No, I totally get it. 14 t 415 1.4K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Reader, I married him. 61 t3 88 3.4K
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