Doggo Pawrents Reveal Their 25 Silliest Sayings When Scolding Their Precious Pooches

Happy Saturday, dog pawrents and canine comedy connoisseurs. It doesn't happen a lot, but sometimes we come home to a wonderfully destructive arts and crafts project that our doggos made for us while we were away. We can usually tell before we see it because our pooch always gives us the most precious guilty face right when we walk in. We try not to scold them because they don't know any better, but sometimes we find ourselves saying the most ridiculous sentences in our frustration.

Since this is something that every dog owner can relate to, we found a ridiculous Reddit thread of doggo owners revealing their silliest sayings while scolding their pooches, and they are about to take you for a wild ride! From "you're adopted" to "I would turn you into Ugg boots if you weren't so cute", we can't help but laugh at these comical conversations between an owner and their doggo because we know we've all had them. Scroll down to soak up all of these comedic canine phrases below, they're simply howlarious!

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We cannot stop laughing at this picture. That face is the perfect combination of "I'm sorry", "please don't be mad at me", and "if you hadn't caught me I would do it again". This corgi is pawsitively bursting with personality!
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Our doggos get away with a lot because they are cute. We were adamant about no dogs on the bed. Then one day, she came up and put her head at the edge of our bed and looked at us with those puppy dog eyes…long story short, now she's allowed on the bed.
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