'Boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop': 18 Ridiculously Silly Anecdotes About Cats

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kalila courban
Mar 27, 2024 11:00 AM EDT

Hey, friends. We cat lovers know that the intelligence of our feline companions is impressive, to say the least. Our cats are in touch with their feelings, even if most of the time their feelings are "give me more food." We could easily go off on an extensive tangent and tell you guys every funny and random thing our cats have ever done. But instead, we think we will just focus on expressing how much we love and adore all things feline. 

Cats are independent little creatures, they march to the beats of their own drums and we would not have it any other way. We, humans, are simply appreciative that our cats enjoy (somewhat) our existence and shower us with love (when they feel like it). Humans are not worthy of their love and affection, but we sure are pleased to receive it (occasionally). Enjoy these ridiculously silly anecdotes about cats! 

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  • 01
    chainsaws Roommates making fun of me bc I tried to pick up my cat and she went slack so I couldn't, and I scolded "you turn back into a solid right this instant"
    via chainsaws

    Cats are liquid and you can't tell us anything to convince us otherwise! 

  • 02
    transhumanoid boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he's hungry cipheramnesia Direct action.
    via transhumanoid

    Understandable. Cats come first, then family, then friends, and only then work. 

  • 03
    galesofnovember Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, "I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid." and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, "He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he's going to be so stupid!"
    via galesofnovember

    The lack of brain cells is strong with this one! 

  • 04
    valeria2067 Theologians: Animals can't sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way. Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullsh
    via valeria2067

    Those theologians have clearly never owned a cat! 

  • 05
    prokopetz I swear my cats have developed a division of labour when it comes to pestering me for stuff. One of them only bugs me about empty food bowls, and the other only bugs me about empty water bowls – never vice versa! - prokopetz I have literally watched the cat who only asks for water run and fetch the other cat so she could give me hell about the food situation. bunjywunjy cats are incredibly intelligent but so, so weird
    via prokopetz

    "cats are incredibly intelligent but so, so weird." That about sums it up. 

  • 06
    mushishitposter reasons you should adopt black cats 1. they're adopted less bc of superstition 2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes 3. people think you're a witch and leave you alone 4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious 5. cat Source: mushishitposter 57,641 notes 13
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    systlin I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the dehydrator stoned out of their little kitty minds. aliyamirat I think we have a business plan here, folks.
    via systlin
  • 08
    b-reathed the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer e equestrianrepublican Love it 10/10.
    via b-reathed
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    angryspacepugs underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's a coincidence they're in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
    via angryspacepugs
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    crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you b ard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream Source: crimsonwastes 43,944 notes >> A 13
    via crimsonwastes
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    starlight-lilith I really cannot get over this cats f king face it's so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand
    via starlight-lilith
  • 12
    kaity--did Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer. Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades' pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood. kaity--did The hellion on trial theramblingfluff He bleps, he is innocent
    via kaity--did
  • 13
    saturniata ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk kawaii-kozume Oh? Would you elaborate? saturniata okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying "hewwo" so since then I started saying "hewwo" instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely "hewwo"like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo's a day but now that you have backstory I was
    via saturniata
  • 14
    hijabby I'm screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my "studio" which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying, so like I'm in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and ever
    via hijabby
  • 15
    spektordetektor The Egyptians did not distinguish between a wild cat and a domesticated cat; all cats were known as "miu" (or "miut") often translated as "he or she who mews". The origin of this name is not clear but it seems likely that it is an onomatopoetic reference to the sound a cat makes (mew). However, some commentators This is so pure I'm gonna die actuallyalivingsaint Egyptians: It mew. Cats: mew Source: spektordetektor
    via spektordetektor
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    prokopetz Follow It took my new cat a while to realise that kissing the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she's finally got it. The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal that she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and mash the top of her head against my face. It's like a very affectionate punch in the mouth. #life #cats 9,247 notes 13
    via prokopetz
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    villanellogy Follow my cat hates being kissed on the head but she knows i like to kiss her on the head so when she wants to be near me and i'm doing something else, she will come and present her head to be kissed. is this what everyone's talking about when they say unconditional love
    via villanellogy
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    llamagoddessofficial Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous Google: Your cat may want you to watch her eat because she feels safe to concentrate on her food with you there. She trusts you to protect her and wants you there so she can eat in peace. Me: Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son
    via llamagoddessofficial

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