18 Hilariously Absurd Animal Anecdotes That People Confessed On The Internet

If you have any pets, you've definitely accumulated a few funny stories with them during your time together. Maybe a howlariously hongry doggo stole a whole chicken off the counter, or your cat jumped into the toilet out of curiosity, and then immediately after ran around the house shaking toilet water everywhere while screaming. None of these have happened to us, of course (we're joking), and although these stories aren't really funny in the moment, they make very laughable memories a few years down the line.

We found a hilariously absurd thread of people confessing some of their most ridiculous animal anecdotes on the internet, and the internet did not disappoint! Prepare yourselves for some seriously silly animal-themed stories below, and get some tissues ready because you are sure to be crying from laughing so hard. Who knows, you might even find someone with a story similar to yours!

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via u/silentarcher00
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That dog has got a what?? We can't even imagine how silly this must have been, a dog running around with a giant…toy in its mouth. Well, they kind of do look like chew toys, don't they?
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via u/Mimikker

Listen, some people like birds, and others like baked potatoes. You can't blame Gladys for having a different palette than their brothers and sisters. Gladys wants what Gladys wants!
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via u/JessJJC
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via u/PickleHarry
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via u/PickleHarry
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via u/troni91
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via u/Rubbish_69
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via u/MatMcMashadar
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via u/HappyTrifler
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via u/HappyTrifler
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via u/HappyTrifler
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via u/ilovewineandcats
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via u/FlyingFox2022
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via u/FlyingFox2022
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via u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad
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via u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad
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via u/angelindisguise
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via u/goodmythicalmickey
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via u/YouKnewWhatIWas
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via u/tmlynch
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via u/tmlynch
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via u/tmlynch
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via u/VixenRoss
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via u/SarNic88