'She didn't even like Aragorn?': Man questions his entire marriage after sharing Lord of the Rings with his unimpressed wife

Like the billowing majesty of Gandalf's beard, the Lord of the Rings saga is not to be trifled with. True LOTR fans have no leniency when Middle Earth is threatened by real-world haters, but when this type of slanderous mystique comes from inside your own home, what's a true LOTR fan to do? 

In our next story, a Lord of the Rings fan is faced with a tough realization after sharing The Fellowship with his wife. After only a few moments, her disinterest turned into callus anger, and by the end of the movie she called it 'the longest, most meaningless movie'. Struck in the heart like Faramir asking Denethor if he loved him, the man was completely shaken. No amount of therapy can fix such a mean comment, but apparently, having a spouse who doesn't share your interest in the lore of Hobbiton, Rivendell, and Mordor is fairly common. 

Scroll to read all of the sad details of a world where fantasy masterpieces are overlooked and enjoy the emotional support that fellow LOTR lovers will share with you in exchange. 

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