Cheapskate CEO enforces new coffee policy, employee gets payback at company workshop with his own rule: 'You can't have coffee!'

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    r/pettyrevenge. Posted by u/skanus cepelinai D We can't have coffee? You can't have coffee! In my last place of work, when I was looking to hire someone for my department, I would offer cold drinks and coffee at the interview in order to make them feel welcome. We could take the cold drinks out of the storage, but we had to order coffee from the kitchen and someone from the kitchen team would bring it out.
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    One day, they called me back and said they couldn't bring me coffee since the CEO had decided coffee would only be provided for whole- day events. Grr, that cheapskate.
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    Since then, I provided my own coffee for interviewees because to me, the welcoming impression was more important than the, like, 30 cents a cup of coffee costs.
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    But I plotted my little revenge since I had been asked to do a workshop for the other department heads and the CEO also wanted to participate. He for some reason loved workshops,
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    well why not. So the day of the workshop came, I prepped the room, the participants trickled in and got settled, including the CEO.
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    I greeted the group and laid out the plan for the next few hours, asked if there were any questions.
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    The CEO asked: Can we maybe call the kitchen and ask where the coffee is? They seem to be running late.
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    I made a point of taking a sip from my travel mug and then answered that there would be no coffee, because this was a half-day workshop and our new rules said that coffee would only be provided for whole day events.
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    I still cherish the surly look he gave me in response. He did not say anything and instead opened a bottle of water.
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    Edit to address some of recurrent comments: 1. I'm female, so please imagine the "coffee is for closers" guy with long hair, a smaller nose and some
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    2. No, I didn't get fired. Who the gets fired for such a thing, even if you live in a place without workers rights?!
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    3. For the questions about how this affected my relationship with the CEO down the line: We didn't get along anyway after an incident where he tried to me over financially. This was not a problem, though, since I had a boss that was between him and me in hierarchy and if I ever needed anything, I just told her and she made it happen. I didn't really have to deal with him.
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    imameanone · Like a boss. "taking a sip from my travel mug and then answered..." I hope you looked him dead in the eye when you said it. 3.9k Reply Share
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    skanus cepelinai OP. Yes, I actually did :D And I was still holding my travel mug. 3.6k Reply Share
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    Steve2540. I can imagine everyone else in that room doing the homer simpson backward walk into the bushes. This was a great read and very satisfying. Thank you. 633 Reply Share
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    Arev_Eola Well done! Did they change the coffee rule afterwards?
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    skanus cepelinai OP. No :( 408 Reply Share ArsenicAnd Roses ⚫ Of course not. That would require the humility to realize he was wrong.
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    dancingsoloud this is the kind of petty I need coursing through my veins 285 Reply Share
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    skanus cepelinai OP. The CEO would have needed coffee coursing through his digestive tract, glad that differently to him, you got what you need ;) 142 Reply Share

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