You pick nervously at the callouses on your hands. The sun is setting, and the tavern begins to swell with laughter and clinking tankards. You are your regular post near the entrance, carefully blending into the shadows. No one must know that you are guarding this tavern. Your invisibility cloak masks your armor that would otherwise gleam in the flickering candlelight. You must remain anonymous among the patrons.
Suddenly, the mirthful atmosphere is shattered by the sound of splintering wood as the door bursts open. Blast! A band of marauders, their faces twisted in malevolent grins clamber in. Without hesitation, you draw your sword, its blade catching the light as you step forward to confront the intruders. This is what you are being paid for… This is your moment.
You may be outnumbered, but your skills are far superior.
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