There's nothing women love more than random men on the internet telling them they disapprove of what they're doing. Especially what they're wearing. It's a long-held truth that the unprompted opinions of loser-y guys on Facebook dictate trends in women's fashion. It's how Coco Chanel invented the little black dress. Some guy wrote a column in his local newspaper entitled "Women's black dresses are way too big and ugly."
That message comes in especially clear when said random guy uses a picture of a woman in his life (hold on, we're getting word that it's his COUSIN) to illustrate his point. Women love getting publicly roasted by their family members. It reminds us of the Salem Witch Trials, a beautiful and aspirational time in women's history. So if you're anything like me, you're dying to read on to hear just what this dude had to say, and how commenters responded. Let the games begin.