38 Witty Parenting Memes For Mothers Juggling the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (April 7, 2024)

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    When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE boredpanda.com
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    Kalvin @Kalvin Macleod Dads Anonymous DAD: go on, it's safe here ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern *one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely* 8/21/16, 2:30 PM
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    American Woman @AmericanFWoman Throwback to when my kid ate whatever I made for dinner without complaining. 9:55 PM - May 14, 2023-713 Views Q17 177 72 Σ 10 218 CRL e35on GA 12-6471.8% <] 1
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    Marl @Marlebean Expecting Parents, PLEASE I beg you Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana 10:10 PM - Jun 6, 2018 55.1K 13.1K people are talking abou... 0
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    When your parents are yelling at you
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    Madi Ford @Madiford2 Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken?
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    Rebecca Hazelton @hinxminx "Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die." --my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am Oh Jack McGarry @Jack_McGarry99 off Rebecca he did not say that L L
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    When someone did you wrong and they apologized and wanna come back into your life but you already told your mom about it MA
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    Texting another mom... I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    Planning for baby #1 Cynical Parent Planning for baby #2 GAR
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    Husband: Do you ever have the feeling we should have another kid? Me: @DIFFICULTMOMMY I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
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    Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making. sounds any more! You: HowToBeADad ·S ? S.
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    KIDS CATCH YOU IN THE KITCHEN... "WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?" AND I AM STANDING THERE LIKE, NOTHING.. :
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    Me during the parent meeting when they ask for volunteers. @wivesnightin
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    MAMASDOODY When the kids are in the other room and you have to shove it in fast.
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    Keragan Cunningham @ka_cunn I wonder how awkward Father's Day is when you know you're a dad but you pretend you're not and that your kid doesn't exist 6/16/18, 11:10 PM L
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    My mom is just starting to learn what memes are and this is the most wholesome text I've ever received Verizon 10:54 AM Mom Today 10:06 AM @BestMemes When you check your phone and see the text is from your daughter! 100% i
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    THE FIRST TIME YOUR KID SLEEPS 4+ HOURS WHILE YOU'RE BREASTFEEDING: @mommywinetime
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    klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes A > D♡
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    M is made of hard wood! 2 My 15 very big 3. My mother nother says freinds can only my Sit on my Michael, Great sentences! The word is deck ?
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    When you've been a SAHM for over 6 years and you decide to jump back into the workforce
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    Josh @iwearaonesie [playing Hangman] son: 3! me: It has to be a letter son: Oh. 9! me *looks at wife* Are we cousins?
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    Trying to get baby's leg into the onesie BEND THE KNEE
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    Me: mum, look at this picture I took the other day.. Mum: ooh hang on.. *finds glasses (11 mins), puts on cardigan (4 mins), sits comfortably on the sofa (3 mins).* Me: *hands her the phone* Mum:*hits home button* ooh it's gone?!
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    Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well... well... if it isn't Miss 'Get Off That Computer' Years 1994 to 2006
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    So I'm sitting on the sofa with my son watching TV and he hears he got a text on his phone that he left in the kitchen so he goes to get his phone and it's a text from me, "please bring the chips and a Diet Pepsi on your way back". ILLUSION 100 SPEECH 100 @ComedySlam DESTRUCTION 100
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    Raising my son like: 15: Can I go see my girlfriend Me: No 15: Why not?! Me: Chores before whores 15: Mom, stop Me: Dishes before 15: Me: *slaps knee*
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    Me every night: I'm going to wake up before the baby, take a shower and have some coffee Me and my baby every morning:
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    not the WORST mom @nottheworstmom I never buy chips because then I'll eat them, so instead I look in my pantry everyday and am disappointed that I don't have any chips.
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    Paul Southworth @southworth ME: Can I have a goodbye kiss? 3yo: 9 (leans in close) 3yo: (sneezes violently) 3yo: Bye. 9:37 AM Nov 21, 2016 - 15 See Paul Southworth's other Tweets
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    When my husband watches the baby so I can go buy groceries I'm going on an adventure!
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    Jordyn Armour @survivingmommy_ I track my husband's location but it's not what you're thinking. I need to know when he's almost home so when he walks in I'm cleaning toilets instead of watching Hulu. 1:09 PM 7/24/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    My baby when it's time to change their diaper
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    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Before I had kids, I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from the type of people who sneeze directly into your eyeballs while telling you a story.
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    Me when my toddler is doing something destructive, but leaving me alone
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    One day you're young and fun and the next you're going to the grocery store just to get a lil mental health break
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    Me: *just gave birth, exhausted beyond belief* Also me: *finally shut my eyes to get some sleep* Nurses at 3am: RISE AND SHINE IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR VITALS CD 0
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    How moms feel after an uninterrupted shower

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