30 Hilarious Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (March 31, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 31, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Mommy's of the world, here's your quiet time to sit and relax, with uninterrupted silence and peace in your sanctuary of tranquility. Ensconced in your reading nook, bed, or bathroom stall, you have a few minutes at least to scroll your phone, unwind, and forget about the next task for just a few moments. It's not easy being a mom, it's a constant and consuming headache of screams, shouts, cries, and sticky fingers. In your wildest bovarysme daydreams you're a sophisticated woman of Victorian England without children, but sadly that's not your reality. 

Of all the ways in which you struggle to find time to give yourself all that you need, you also wander down paths of dissociation to cope with all that you're giving to your child. So as you find yourself with the free time to let yourself breathe, thoughts wander, and memes galore, enjoy the listicle that rings only too true for how it feels to be a mother raising tiny humans, chaos and joy and all. 

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  • 01
    Ariel: I wanna be where the people are. Me: You sure about that?
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    My husband and I whenever our kid's teacher says how well-behaved he is mc @momsconfession
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    When my husband tries to ask me how my day was when I'm in the middle of rage eating @momsconfession mmc IT'S A BAD TIME BOB
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    When someone asks what you typically spend on groceries once you have kids @momsconfession $70,000 last month.
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    Me watching my kid keep putting. both legs in the same pant leg while trying to dress himself @momsconfession
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    Me waving at my neighbors like they haven't just heard me cuss out my entire household because I found a sock on the floor.
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    Me: My toddler, every single day: You look poor. @momsconfession Why is your face like that? Where the I have you been? Entertain me. You look broke-
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    This is the greatest Amazon review I have ever seen Cory H. Verified Purchase Order them now Can I just say that I will be reordering them in every color. Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees.
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    Me to my husband during the 4 seconds I'm not on my phone @momsconfession What are you doing on your phone?
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    Me telling my overtired toddler that it's time to take a nap @momsconfession
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    Me watching my kid try to wink but he just keeps blinking both of his eyes @momsconfession IS 23 JACK
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    Me meeting moms at the park for the first time*: Don't be weird. Don't be awkward. Just be normal. Also me: @momsconfession "Do you guys ever think about dying?
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    When your husband keeps trying to talk to you while you're scrolling through memes. LADY GAGA @momsconfession
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    When my kid threatens to put me into time out @momsconfession Um, yes. Love that journey for me
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    Parents: I can't wait to sleep in this weekend! Kids at the asscrack of dawn: @momsconfession Guess what Motherf***er!
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    Me apologizing to my toddler for raising my voice at him and I feel guilty because I'm so tired and I'm doing my best and I love him so much and want him to be happy and @momsconfession My toddler: Yes, very sad Anyway T
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    My child questioning the meaning of life the minute I say it's time for bed @momsconfession TELL ME WHY
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    Me and my mom bestie letting the kids run feral at the park because we've given up for the day lturedmemes @momsbeingpetty
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    I cannot even. Nor I, child. Nor I.
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    My camera roll after trying to get a normal photo of my kid smiling @momsconfession
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    Kids when you're trying to put them in the car seat as someone is waiting to pull into the spot next to you @momsconfession I got demons runnin' all through me!
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    Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy with one eye shut"
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    Me: I'm gonna get so much done when the kids go to bed. Also me when the kids go to bed: @mommymemest Goldfish
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    Me riding my kid's bike back home at 8 am because he was "ah-done" with riding it six seconds into our walk mmc @momsconfession
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    Me from now until New Year's @momsconfession
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    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession
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    Moms at 3 am Christmas morning @momsconfession
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    Greeting my family as the new me when my PMS starts. @stay.at.homies
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    Them: How's motherhood treating you? Moms, everywhere: @momsconfession I have never, ever been happier.
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