I'll say it, I'm one of those people who wants to "have it all" I want everything and more wrapped up in a big bow. And a bag of chips. But life requires sacrifices sometimes. Even in, say, a burrito. Sure, I want all the toppings from Chipotle. I want the guac and the cheese and all three salsas, but if I get too many toppings, the tortilla may burst. Plus, that spicy red salsa made my stomach hurt last time. So even though I may want those things, my adult brain knows better and I choose against my instincts.
But some things I refuse to compromise on. As Oscar Wilde said, "You can never be overdressed or overeducated." Those are two things you don't need to moderate. Another thing that can and should be enjoyed in excess? Memes. No one has ever seen too many memes. They will continue to serve you forever.