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You could have waited for the dog to finish
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"This is as clean as it gets"
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"Just ignore that stain"
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*Door closes behind you*
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For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.
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This is art
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They didn't stop to think if they should.
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Every Thursday we give our chairs the day off, so they can watch some TV, catch up on emails etc.
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What are you pointing at? oh, you mean the coat rack?
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I'm an amateur boxer
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Ignore him, that's just the neighbor
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This is our B&B - Breakfast and bath.
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Exorcism? Here? don't be ridicules
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So tasteful
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Don't look up
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You should meet our 3rd child, Diana
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Mirrors are tricky
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We don't go down there
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When I’m done in here I’ll vacuum the garden.
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If you shower in hot enough water you can travel through time
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On second thought , let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place
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What, your walls don't bleed every now and then?
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Of course it's not photoshopped!
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When Johnny was six he ran away to join the neighbors.
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Just a great vibe overall
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The more you look, the worse it gets
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It's not what you think... Ok so it IS what you think
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Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta
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This is where we come to watch the laundry
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What are you pointing at? Oh, those are candlesticks
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If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s.
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Just don't stretch when you go to bed
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*Door closes behind you*