A Treasure Trove of 31 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    Extremist religious people: dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS iS SAtAnlc Me, making a teddy bear PC who's on a quest to save his kid from the monster under the bed:
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    WIZARD: I COULD MULTICLASS INTO WARLOCK... DM: YOU NEED CHARISMA 13 FOR THAT, YOU'RE NOT SEXY ENOUGH FOR CTHULHU. WIZARD:
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    People arguing over what edition to play Me, just struggling to find a group in the first place
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    will be a pro of me will stand in th BONDS the s to વઝન MADOP I made my master's fighter kick a door in and promptly face-plant in front of a group of very confused cultists. The next adventurer in line then fell over my master's prone body and she took damage. The cleric You ha and the rogue both yon laughed. 10+your
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    When the party asks why your bard who's secretly multiclassed into rouge is doing so much damage squat-obble The secret ingredient is crime. made with mematic
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    imgflip.com Artificer is the best D&D 5E class CHANGE MY MIND
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    Killing an all-powerful deity imgflip.com Clearing out rats from a tavern
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    THE PART'S DUMB IDEA THE PARTY'S DUMB IDEA Chollywoodsquares F.04 BGI NAT 20
  • 09
    62 Player introducing their gnome PC Cinfinitedoggom ok so basically im very smol
  • 10
    NPC Any Problem Fireball Wizard 17ft away 12ft away
  • 11
    Me, looking at Doom Eternal glorykills for inspiration on describing monster deaths: INTERESTING.
  • 12
    That commoner who hired a bunch of random adventurers to kill rats in his basement watching the same party kill god Not bad kid
  • 13
    5e paladins I don't need a God for my divine powers, just adherence to my oath. 3.5e paladins That's for blasphemy!
  • 14
    When your unluckiest player rolls a natural 20 Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
  • 15
    I cast be nice to each other
  • 16
    PARTY TACTICS There is a monster in the woods? Burn it, Burn it all
  • 17
    Clerics meeting their gods for the first time Warlocks meeting their patrons for the first time
  • 18
    imgillip.com Larian Studios Won't Make Baldur's Gate 3 DLC, Expansions, or Baldur's Gate 4 LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT
  • 19
    FANTASY RACISM AGAINST FANTASY RACISM AGAINST ELVES, ORCS, DWARVES GNOMES
  • 20
    Old D&D: "Mimics are near-perfect property guards. They're intelligent, they speak common..." Me: WHAT They
  • 21
    When the DM asks the Barbarian to add up their own damage rolls 248 +208 4416
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    The Party after a short rest in the final dungeon: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie and two shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight God or die trying. imgflip.com
  • 23
    when the barbarian suggests breaking kneecaps during a cordial conversation with a suspicious NPC Not yet Ferb. u/blade_of_tarkos
  • 24
    When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm 12 years old.
  • 25
    FIREBALL Because, really, 'Kill it with fire' should be your FIRST reaction to a problem.
  • 26
    ME THE PLAYER PLOT, EXP, MAGIC ITEMS KILLING AND HARASSING NPC'S PLOT, EXP, MAGIC ITEMS
  • 27
    DUNGEON MASTERS UD BE LIKE: Whoops. 5
  • 28
    Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic. made with mematic
  • 29
    DM You just can't go around killing people! The party Why?
  • 30
    Paladin: We need that sword but there is no way to get it Rogue: We could always steal it. Also Rogue remembering that the Paladin is LG: @4d6_drop_lowest For legal reasons, that's a joke.
  • 31
    GUNSLINGER RANGER WE CAN SHOOT YOU 100 TIMES IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES ACTUALLY I HAVE 7 AMMO LEFT YOU KEEP TRACK OF AMMO? YOU DON'T?

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