'May thy knife chip and Shatner': 30 of the Best Star Trek Memes of the Week (April 16, 2024)

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    CAPTAIN, I DEMAND THAT WE BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE OUR RELIGION OF WORSHIPING A SPECIFIC SHADE OF BLUE. OF COURSE YOU CAN. BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE WORSHIPING BLUE. A SPECIFIC SHADE OF BLUE. WE'RE CYANTOLOGISTS. 2424
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    B CAPTAIN, WE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY A VESSEL FROM THE PLANET OMEGA 3 THANKFULLY THE DAMAGE IS ONLY SUPER FISH OIL
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    "MAY THY KNIFE CHIP AND SHATNER
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    STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION Jeffrey Combs | Jeffrey Combs | Jeffrey Combs Jeffrey Combs | Jeffrey Combs | Jeffrey Combs | Jeffrey Combs
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    ? Down the hall, last door on the left Nope. That's the only one. It's like a stick with a rubber thing on one end....*sigh* Then go get a plunger!! Nevermind. Just go use the one on Deck 3 MMA? It doesn't matter! They're all unisex! It means everything. Female, male, enby, non-corporeal, cogenitor... Whatever you are under that suit, sake! OH HEY WAIT! Did I say Deck 3? FOUR HOURS LATER I meant Deck 4 Damar, why do the Breen think my closet is a toilet? Look at me Damar It's kinda hard to find
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    Sir, are you classified as human? Negative. I am a meat popsicle. A
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    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? NOT NOW, DATA! I'M HAVING A BABY! HOW IS COUNSELOR TROI? I HAVE BEEN TELLING HER JOKES, BUT SHE IS NOT LAUGHING. IT MUST BE THE DELIVERY.
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    tlirsgender Follow Jock who's surprisingly well read vs nerd who's secretly ripped overseer-picard 17,091 notes DD on
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    HELLO BOOTHBY. NEVER SURPRISE A GARDENER, JEAN-LUC. I COULD HAVE SOILED MY PLANTS. 0000
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    "BORING DAY"
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    # Trip of the raised engineering platform What is your wisdom? Cows milk was discovered because some guy was doing weird things to a cow.
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    HOW ARE YOU DOING, REG? I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT MY MOTHER. SHE ALWAYS SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE A FAVORITE CHILD. THAT'S GOOD. PARENTS SHOULD LOVE FALL THEIR KIDS EQUALLY. BUT I WAS AN ONLY CHILD.
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    THE BAD NEWS IS I'M WOOZY FROM BLOOD LOSS THE GOOD NEWS IS THE CAT SWALLOWED HER MEDS. Imgflip.com
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    imgflip.com "...And so, our scientists seeded the primordial oceans of many worlds, which explains the similarities between your species..." Mark Artuse Star Trek Memes "And why every species has a Jeffrey Combs... Sometimes more than one."
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    Chefs, please open your baskets. TED ALLEN INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT ROMULAN ALE Excuse me, judges? I believe this is illegal. INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT ROMULAN ALE KLINGON GAGH INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT ROMULAN ALE KLINGON GAGH YESSSSSS! HOPPY CHOPPED INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT ROMULAN ALE KLINGON GAGH CHOAPP HOPPER Is this like a burrito? CHOP CHOPPED Um, I think mine are live. INGREDIENTS BAJORAN HASPERAT ROMULAN ALE KLINGON GAGH CARDASSIAN VOLE Okay, t
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    reginaldqueribundus Follow Oct 4, 2023 the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are ⚫ the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs ⚫ the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years ⚫ the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose • cultural trait is arguing, and humans
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    MILES, THE MAN IN THE CABIN NEXT TO US DIED YESTERDAY. WHO? RAY? YOU SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE!
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    Starfleet putting Picard's therapist in the shotgun seat was such a baller move. When the villains facetimed in, they could see this was a man that had to be constantly chilled.
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    AWAITING FINAL CODE FOR ONE-MINUTE COUNTDOWN CODE: Code: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonald Pluto Huey Louie Dewey Columbus How did ya come up with a password like that? They told me it had to contain 8 characters and at least one capital.
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    ATTENTION BAJORAN GARDENERS Dill Dukat Germ: 70% Germ Hard Hard: 70% Dormant: 0% Germ Date: 07/18/2023 igin: US ku: 44845 60 Days Dukat Dill has sea blu that imm 1g
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    Y PO Straight-up evil Als Infiltrating Starfleet Klingons infiltrating Starfleet admirals Species 8472 infiltrating Those weird TNG parasites infiltrating Starfleet Starfleet Romulans infiltrating Changelings Starfleet infiltrating Starfleet
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    THE OLDER I GET. THE MORE I REGRET ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE LOST OVER THE YEARS. YEAH, BEING TRANSPORTER CHIEF WASN'T THE RIGHT JOB FOR ME.
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    P A MAN WALKS INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKS LIBRARIAN WHERE HE CAN FIND BOOKS ABOUT PARANOIA THE LIBRARIAN LOOKS OVER THE MAN'S SHOULDER, LEANS IN AND WHISPERS, "THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU"
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    POD 2 ESMEMES PLEASE DON'T BREAK THE WINDOW! THE A/C IS ON, HE HAS CHEESE AND WATER, AND HE IS LISTENING TO FAITH OF THE HEART. NX-01 ENTERPRISE NX-01 THE TREK MEMES
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    MAKE THE IRISH MAN SUFFER DS9 WRITERS imgflip.com BRITISH LEADERS
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    Captain's Log Stardate 41324.2 Captain, we're approaching the Quantum Hole. Uhhmm... Full steam ahead? It's been thirty days since I've become captain by lying on my resume. Won't that kill us all? I believe the captain's positing that bursts of ionized steam will deflect the hole's deadly gamma beams. Incredible. The captain's a genius. @DanbyDraws danby draws comics, Full steam ahead!
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    We're having 'sneaky pancakes' tonight, Neelix? What the is a sneaky pancake? I serve them syruptitiously.
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