Micromanager boss reprimands employee for arriving '2-3 minutes' late from lunch: 'Companies pay people good money to babysit adults'

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    "Was ever early?" E69565
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    r/mildlyinfuriating u/CreamOnMyNipples • 20h Corporate life - micromanaging
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    Hey I'm just letting you know that you have 2 tardies from last pay period. on the 5th and 8th you were late from lunch. Im just letting you know so you can be aware 1 AM around 2 and 3 minutes Type a message 10:56 AM How late was I? © Thanks Wow! Oh, ok
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    I do my job well enough that I now have to be scrutinized for tiny things in order for my supervisors to look like they have an important role of "managing" people. I almost got fired last year because I racked up a total of 6 minutes of tardies over the course of 2 months because I came back from lunch 1-3 mins late a few times. I hope I don't get a write up and sent to the principal's office!
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    BCwarrior88 • 19h I like the Teams quick response "Wow!" I might have hit that one....
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    LiveLaughToasterB4th ⚫ 17h • I think all three of them summed it up quite well. In that particular order. "Thanks! Wow! Oh, ok."
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    PhotoFenix 18h When they spend 30 minutes researching to take 5 minutes of your time to let you know you were 5 minutes late
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    • How_that_convo_went ⚫ 14h This is the textbook definition of corporate waste. Let's just say that this manager makes $80k a year (which is a low estimate but whatever). That means they make ~$40 an hour. Let's also assume they manage a line of ~20 people. So one a month, this runs a "tardy report" and then reaches out to the 30% of the team with tardies as an informal reprimand. Let's say that's 6 people who were each 5 mins late on 2 punch ins. That's 1 hour.
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    So, if this task takes this manager 2 hours at $40 an hour to reprimand 6 employees for a single hour of lost manpower, then this company spent $80 to potentially save $20-$30. And yet, when layoff time season rolls around, it's not the manager who gets the chop. Make it make sense. Edit: there's a whole lot of corporate bootlickers in the comments below who think this sort of behavior is perfectly acceptable. Woof. Replies off.
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    Jfurmanek 13h A close comparison would be how the US state of Florida put together a department to investigate and punish abuses of public assistance, such as welfare and unemployment. End result: they determine fewer than 1% of cases are illegitimate at a cost of more than 10X the amount paid out to those cases. In short: the cruelty is the point. The cruelty is the point.
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    Ok_North_440 • 19h New job time
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    RonStopable88 • 16h Start arriving 2-3 minutes early from lunch and email him each time. "Sorry im 2 minutes early from lunch, will this be reflected as overtime?" "Oh man i frigged up i didnt time my commute properly and i didnt run into beth in the parking lot so Im 92 seconds early today. I hope thats not an issue for payroll to add to my timesheet." Keep doing it.
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    The MightyTortuga • 17h "Was I ever early?"
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    JeepPilot 14h "Yes, we see that you arrive 20 minutes before start time consistently for the previous 7 years, but that's not the problem. You are stealing time from the company by being late."
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    Ok Yogurt8209 • 17h PURPLE Thats insane that companies pay people good money to basically babysit adults and nitpick issues. If you took an hour instead of a 30 sure. But 5 mins on two days gtfo
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    AvocadoAcademic897. 18h Plot twist - he drives trains
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    Immer_Susse⚫ 14h I like how it's "around" 2 and 3 minutes. Like, “I dunno, man, like I wasn't really paying attention or anything weird." In their head it's all 2:34 and 3:12.
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    DrCarabou⚫ 14h "Come back to working in office for the culture." The culture:

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