French Fry Freddie and Goose Willis: 30 Pets with hilariously weird names

Each year, millions of cats and dogs get adopted out, and someone at the shelters will have to name them. 

According to Forbes, the number of pups who got their fur-ever home in the US last year was 1.5 million. That's just counting dogs—but shelters also house plenty of cats, and about 978,000 of the little scoundrels were adopted last year. Now, there aren't millions of pigs, lizards, rabbits, or birds sitting in the shelters, but a few of them always come through these shelters' doors, too! 

Animal shelter workers tirelessly care for all of their critters. That includes assigning them names that are usually temporary. A lot of folks head to the shelter and fall in love with their new furry best friend, but end up changing their name. As you can see below, shelter workers will literally just name these pets anything. Why not? May as well! 

Next up, check out these super messy and badly burnt food fails… there's one person who accidentally made electric green custard! 

Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.

Author image for Remy Millisky Remy Millisky
Advertisement

Stay up to date by following us on Facebook!

Tags

lizards hilarious dogs adoption pets birds cat adoption funny cats names pet naming nicknames Cats funny dog adoption funny animals
Scroll down for the next article

Also From FAIL Blog

Trending Now

17-year old tells her new stepmother that she doesn't want to be her "daughter": 'she has a photo frame in her home office that says mommy's girl and there's a photo of me in it'

17-year old tells her new stepmother that she doesn't want to be her "daughter": 'she has a photo frame in her home office that says mommy's girl and there's a photo of me in it'

01
'Jokes on them': Trucker treats themselves to exorbitantly long breaks, waiting out the blinding sunrise after getting scolded for using a sun visor

'Jokes on them': Trucker treats themselves to exorbitantly long breaks, waiting out the blinding sunrise after getting scolded for using a sun visor

02
Construction workers build home backwards to comply with impolite architect's instructions: 'I'm in charge here! You don't have the right to question me'

Construction workers build home backwards to comply with impolite architect's instructions: 'I'm in charge here! You don't have the right to question me'

03
‘Dig your own grave I guess’: Boss forces specific employees to use PTO during a snowstorm instead of allowing them to work remotely

‘Dig your own grave I guess’: Boss forces specific employees to use PTO during a snowstorm instead of allowing them to work remotely

04
Boss gets called out for taking money out of pest control worker's paycheck to discount his friends: 'It's a negligible amount'

Boss gets called out for taking money out of pest control worker's paycheck to discount his friends: 'It's a negligible amount'

05
Brother and sister cut off contact with their dad after he demands they get adopted by his new wife, other siblings take father's side: 'You're being ungrateful’

Brother and sister cut off contact with their dad after he demands they get adopted by his new wife, other siblings take father's side: 'You're being ungrateful’

06
Advertisement