French Fry Freddie and Goose Willis: 30 Pets with hilariously weird names
Each year, millions of cats and dogs get adopted out, and someone at the shelters will have to name them.
According to Forbes, the number of pups who got their fur-ever home in the US last year was 1.5 million. That's just counting dogs—but shelters also house plenty of cats, and about 978,000 of the little scoundrels were adopted last year. Now, there aren't millions of pigs, lizards, rabbits, or birds sitting in the shelters, but a few of them always come through these shelters' doors, too!
Animal shelter workers tirelessly care for all of their critters. That includes assigning them names that are usually temporary. A lot of folks head to the shelter and fall in love with their new furry best friend, but end up changing their name. As you can see below, shelter workers will literally just name these pets anything. Why not? May as well!
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Zero braincells in that noggin
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Such specificity
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Got a whole squadron here... plus Maureen
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Wait a minute... we have at least one other Crunchwrap kitten
They'll just have to duel it out.
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When you really need a cat name...
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... So you just name them after the closest object
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Handsome name for a handsome lad
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Eepy
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I think Ventilation deserves a better name
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"Adult male, extra large"
He's looking regular-sized and proper scrungry if you ask me.
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The sequel
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Does this tell a story?
It's the story of an employee who gets a cheap meal deal for lunch, and then brushes their teeth in the office bathroom. Then, this employee is asked to name four cats and just wings it. You nailed it, random employee!
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Like blind bats, but also baddies!
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Little Beepo, we'd never deny you anything
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Siblings!
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